Phoebe说，“that'it”.对Monica的公寓说，对老友记说，对韶光易逝的十年说。

当然，很少有中国人如老美一般贯穿十年，我在六个月里过完了六个人的十年。结果，现在打字的手在不停颤抖。

都说戏如人生，人生如戏。若如的是《friends》这样的戏当然是一场美好。只是，只是。前些日子，在沧海翻出一个很久以前的帖子，一个人说我们中国人没像美国人一样陪他们十年，和这部剧集一起成长，和六个人一起成长，没有那么深的情结，是现代的网络鬼魔化了。确实，中国可能没有人和他们一步一步走了十年，但可能在所有的美剧中，只有《friends》会一直一直留在中国人心里。看着它，纯澈的理想主义年代就幕幕重回，被生活疲累的灵魂就点点放轻。

真实而残酷的说，《friends》是轻喜剧，十年上演的墓墓在现实或平静或跌宕的日子里鲜少可能出现，久违的都是过去的一直珍藏的却绝口不提的对往昔的怀念。青春年代都有过的，理想主义的友情都有过的，平淡而温暖的爱情也都有过的，只是那些简单和纯净再也不回来。嬉戏追逐打闹的镜头最终只能成为镜头留待追忆的摇椅承载。进入惨酷磨折现实之前的心无旁骛九霄云外。

六个人按照中国的文学语言没有一个是圆形人物，全部是平面人物，鲜活突出而不饱满。而在复杂多变的现世里，却几乎没有一个人会是平面人物。只有多重的平面建构出的才是现世里真真切切的人，一个可能棱角分明可能八面玲珑却最终都是有血有肉丰富具体的人。像他们一样简简单单的活可不可以，哪怕没有那么多的幸福欢笑可不可以。

理想主义的基调从第一季一直绵延到第十季。怀抱梦想生活的单纯的人们，并不计较生活里各种各样难以预期的际遇，尴尬微笑或朋友间的拥抱就赶走阴霾，于是，Rachel离开了Central Park,终于进入时尚界，告别被宠坏的公主时代；Monica做了大厨，Chandler离开冗杂的数据统计处理做自己喜欢的advertise,两个从小成长阶段最有阴影的人却走到一起并成为最平淡但是最和谐最完满的一对；Joey在第八季里终于开始“立体”，爱上Rachel是这个人物最动人的片段，原来他也有成熟的时刻；而最终Ross尽管事业顺利最重要的却是终于明白不管什么原则什么阻碍都不能把自己和爱了二十年的Rachel分开。

怀念的调子出现的很早，在Ross第二次婚姻前就出现，第四季里，Ross&Rachel，同样的时间，不同的地点回忆同样的过往；第五季，六个人各自怀念自己的感恩节；第八季后，怀念的调子更是频频出现……甚至整个第十季都是在怀念在结束，Monica和Chandle要搬家，Rachel要去巴黎，Phoebe结了婚，甚至连Joey和Chandle的足球台桌都不存在完整。Final前的回顾记录了十年里最动人的片刻。机灵古怪的Phoebe,Lisa在采访里眼睛泛着泪光，“I'm gonna miss these people,these characters……”

前些日子，在豆瓣上看到一个帖子，说《friends》里的哪些片段曾让你留下眼泪，回帖好多好多页，Monica的求婚，Phoebe的生产，雪地婚礼，Rachel和Ross的几度分分合合，还有那个人所皆知的Final……坦白地说，不管回帖里提到的任何一个片断，我都没有流过泪。真正的流泪却是在一页一页翻看这些文字的时候。原来，回忆和精彩只有拿出来细数的当下，才真正摧枯拉朽的摧毁顽固意志，坚强回忆。

你相信天长地久么？我却肯定，剧集里记忆里最深刻的段落有天还是会随时间遗忘，甚至很快，尤其是，这剧集并不和自己的青春有太大关联。躺在记忆里的桥段都会潮解，何况只有在身边六个月的《friends》,六个月对我那不堪承受的漫长而言，实在太短太短。但是这些被认真凝固下来的字迹却能陪我们看细水长流，不用等到风景都看透。太多人的太多理想和单纯封存在十年里，十年前，你不认识我，我不认识你——一切都没有发生；十年后，我们是朋友，还可以问候——千帆过尽，风清云淡。

Jennifer在1994年的访问里说，这剧集可能明天就停止，可能会持续永远。永远有多远？有多远。有多少人在乎，可能一天后，你说不在乎，我说不在乎，一个月后，你说不在乎，我说不在乎，都理直气壮慷慨坦然；一年后，你说不在乎，我说不在乎，只有吵闹的沉默是最难抵抗的冲突；它绵亘十年，只是自然法则，曲终人散。“与你最久的人只有你自己”，可是最好的时光里，我们在一起。

细细想想，还是再看一遍把呵呵。
大学毕业后看的第一部完整的电视剧就是老友记了，
难忘伴随我度过若干不眠之夜的friends们：
坚强的Rachel（虽然长的小巧玲珑，在被困境压迫的走头无路的时候总能勇敢的挺起胸来），
认真的Monica（工作狂，完美主义者，大家关系的联系中枢，和Chandler的婚姻让人感叹感慨又好生羡慕），
凡事总是拿捏不准可怜可爱的Ross，
无私美丽伟大的Pheobe（总是愿意为别人着想，总有惊人的举动但又让人觉得：没错啊，这么做才是Pheobe么。），
善良贪吃好色但又活的那么真实的Joey（一听到他坏坏的说“How are you doing?”就知道，呵呵，又在勾女了），
复杂而又真诚的Chandler（最让我感动的就是在谎言被揭穿后他向那名人工怀孕志愿者说的话：
We did lie, but only because we've been waiting
and trying to have a baby for so long.
And we don't know how long it's gonna be
before we get another chance again.
Erica, please. Just consider us,
ask them to see our file.
Our last name is Bing.
My wife is a chef and I'm advertising.
My wife is an incredible woman.
She is loving, devoted, and caring.
And... Don't tell her I said this but that woman is always right.
I love my wife more than anything in this world, and...
It kills me that I can't give her a baby.
I really want a kid.
And when that day finnally comes
I'll learn how to be a good dad.
But my wife, she is already there.
She is a mother, without a baby.
Please... 嘿嘿，让人有点小感动）......

十年欢聚，一朝分别。在Friends这部热播了十年的电视剧集即将落幕之时，美国各大新闻网站都辟出专栏加以报道和怀念。老东家NBC打出的标题是Friends Finale，MSNBC是Losing 'Friends'（My favorite），MSN： Goodbye Friends，CNN： 'Friends' and 'Frasier' take final bows，USA Today： Farewell, 'Friends'。

其中USA Today专门用Flash做了一个页面帮助大家回顾每一季中的一些感人情景。MSN用了一张六位老友背向观众并排走在街上的剧照，Chandler持白玫瑰、Rachel持红玫瑰、Ross持香槟，画面那样的轻松、融洽与和谐。让人想起最早在Central Perk，Rachel逃婚身着雪白婚纱跑进来的情景；想起六人一起庆祝30岁生日，然后黯然神伤的样子。

很少有一部电视剧能在这样长的时间里，在这样广泛的圈子里引起那么多人的共鸣。很多东西注定将成为经典，比如Central Perk这个名字、Rachel的发式、Joey的口头禅“How you doin’？”、甚至编剧为了偷懒而采用类似TOW这样的命名方式都开始流行。也许有一天在美国你跟人唱Phoebe著名的“Smelly cat”会像在中国唱罗家英版Only You一样人尽皆知且心领神会，：）

有意思的是在这部剧集尚未正式引入中国，仅仅以民间的方式在年轻的人群中流传时，就已经拥有了为数众多的Friends迷。甚至即使因为语言、文化的原因其中很多惹人捧腹的笑话和双关语我们都听不懂，依然不妨碍大家对她由衷的喜爱。喜爱到很多人对长达200多集中每一个场景和细节都耳熟能详，甚至有人在论坛里相互出题以讨论和考究剧中种种微小细节为乐趣，这种盛况在华语世界里恐怕只要金庸的小说可以媲美。自从98年国内大学毕业生开始自己找工作以来，越来越多的年轻人不再有单位的庇护开始独立面对生活。他们在各大城市漂泊、一起合租房子、一起出去吃饭、一起出游，一起分享生活的点滴快乐和烦恼并一起成长。因此即使文化不同，对于剧中的情景我们都能够感同身受。

我们对她的喜爱不仅仅源自那些令人开心、舒心和会心的笑料，更因为她是那样的贴近生活，几乎将这一代年轻人在社会上工作、生活和成长过程中可能遇到的各种问题都以轻松诙谐的方式表现了出来。剧中除了Ross是大学教授，Chandler是财务人员收入不错且稳定以外，Rachel是服务生、Monica是大厨、Phoebe是按摩师、Joey是个星运不济的演员，其中Chandler和Phoebe的身世称得上悲惨。用现在流行的说法他们多是草根阶层（Grass Root），真实生活中必有许多烦恼、无奈。他们也会有自私、虚荣，也会背后说人坏话、相互揭短，可更多的是积极的、快乐的生活态度和温馨动人的友情。第七季里Chandler给Monica描绘想象中婚后的美好生活：要生活在城郊的一个小地方这样孩子们可以学习骑单车或别的什么，要养一只小猫脖子上系个铃铛当它走过小门时可以听到声音，还不忘加上一句要有一幢带车库的房子，这样Joey可以在里面养老。因为大家都认为Joey太花心了，到晚年多半没人陪伴身边而无人照顾。

去年陆续看过第一到第九季，很多情节已经模糊不清了，其中印象最深的是Rachel生孩子的那一集，产房里的紧张气氛和孩子出生后的喜悦让人感觉那么真切，一种从未有过的体验，好像亲身经历了从人之子女到为人父母的角色转变一样，那种心灵的震撼超越了屏幕上的一部片子，而是有关爱与责任，让人心动而且心悸。

不知道十年后的你我是否还记得英俊、可爱和有些书呆子气的Ross，迷人率性却有些娇纵的Rachel，富有领袖气质的规则狂Monica，有点娘娘腔常常滥用幽默感的Chandler，善良但常常反应慢半拍听不懂别人笑话的Joey和有爱心并且思维方式总是出人意表的Phoebe。

希望我们还能记得，就像始终怀念可贵的友情和青春岁月一样。

Mark

2004.5.6 23:32

去年第三遍看Friends时，突然很想记下这里面所有让我感动的场景，虽然也看过别人的感动，不过这个是属于我自己的感动，所有的关于友情，亲情与爱情。或许你觉得没什么，或许你也觉得很感动，无论怎样，大家一起分享。 Season 1 1-04 George Stephanopoulos Rachel第一个月的工资很少，大家看了之后，Ross说，by the way, great service tonight.然后大家纷纷掏出钱来做小费。 后来大家玩游戏的时候，Rachel接了信用卡中心的电话，开始觉得什么都失去了的她微笑着看着朋友们在玩游戏，告诉他们，I‘ve got magic beans.是啊，这么好的朋友就是magic beans。 1-06 Butt 当Joey没能获得给艾尔.帕西诺屁股做替身的机会，他很沮丧，因为他觉得这是他第一个真正的机会，但是Phoebe告诉他:No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'. 1-09 Underdog Gets Away Rachel要和家里人出去滑雪，可是赚不到买机票的钱，最后大家把钱放到信封里给她去买机票，虽然最后没能去成，但是从那以后，大家就一起度过Thanksgiving了。 Monica给Chandler准备好了他的食物，给每个人都准备了他们想要的土豆，虽然最后都毁了，貌似很多人不太喜欢Monica，可是她真的是这个团体的凝聚者，我觉得很了不起。 1-10 The Monkey Phoebe那么喜欢David，但是为了他的工作，她还是选择了主动放弃。 1-17 Two Parts Joey喜欢上了Phoebe的姐姐Ursula，P很不高兴。后来Ursula甩了Joey，并且完全不和他联系，J感到很难过。于是一直不喜欢U的P来找她，并给她带了生日礼物，希望她能打电话和J说清楚，可是U不肯。P就穿着J送给U的毛衣外套（U回送给P作为生日礼物了），打扮成她的样子，来找J。J问U分手是不是因为P，她问他要是因为P他会不和P来往吗，J回答不行。在吻别了之后，J发现其实这个就是P，二人相视一笑。 1-18 All The Poker girls和boys一直在玩牌，可是一直在输，大家都很好胜。这一次Rachel赢了几次，并且一直在用言语刺激Ross，这时电话响了，是通知Rachel面试结果的，她没能得到工作，虽然她一直觉得希望很大。她坚持继续玩牌，这一把她越赌越大，其他人都推出了，只剩下她和R，两个人越加越多，最后当Rachel亮牌之后，Ross说：You got me.就直接把牌放下了。girls超级高兴的庆祝，Chandler和Joey安慰Ross，他说：Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. (looks at Rachel) But, uh... look how happy she is. (smiles)Chandler and Joey发现不对，要去看Ross的牌，被他阻止了。 1-19 The Monkey Gets Away Ross的猴子Marcel不见了，大家分头去找。Chandler和Joey敲门询问，看到两个漂亮的女孩，C想先和她们搭讪，过会再去找猴子，结果J坚持要继续寻找。当动物控制中心的人要给Marcel打镇定剂的时候，P冲了上去，帮Marcel挡下了针剂。虽然只是一只猴子，但是对Ross很重要，于是对每个人都很重要。 当动物中心的人最终抓到Marcel要带她走时，Rachel追了上去：Alright. In high school I was the prom queen and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you... were also there! But if you take this monkey, I will lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. C'mon, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here! Take it! 1-23 The Birth Ben马上就要出生了，Monica和妈妈打电话，妈妈又在催她，M只能说自己没想过小孩子的事，说完后看到有人抱着小孩，很难过的哭了，Chandler拿起电话，发出信号不好的声音，挂断了。 Joey一直陪着那个自己来医院的人，后来他买了礼物去看她，但是她的男朋友已经来了，他把气球系在了门上走了。 Season 2 2-8 The List 为了让Ross做出选择，Chandler让他列一个关于Rachel和Julie优缺点的单子，结果Julie全是优点，而Ra全是缺点，C: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her? R: ［long pause］ She's not Rachel. 2-11 The Lesbian Wedding Carol和Susan要结婚了，但是由于Carol父母不来，她觉得该取消婚礼，和Susan吵架了，来找Ross。C: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do. R: I uh can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Susan's right. C: You do? R: Look, do you love her? And you don't have to be too emphatic about this. C: Of course I do. R: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it. C: You're right. Of course you're right.在婚礼上，Susan邀请Ross一起跳舞。S: How you doin'? R: Ok. S: You did a good thing today. R: Yeah. S: You wanna dance? R: No, that's fine. S: Come on. I'll let you lead. 2-16 Joey Moves Out Joey赢得了Foosballtable，但是没有拿走，所有东西都搬走了，在走了之后，又回来从背后紧紧地抱住了Chandler.Joey走后Chandler的落寞。。。 2-19 Eddie Won't Go Joey想要解释为什么他要搬回来，但是又说的断断续续，Chandler笑着看着他，说Welcomehome，man。 Season 3 3-19 The Tiny T-shirt Ross和Rachel分手后，Ra要找Rs谈谈，Rs以为要和好，结果却发现是要还给他东西，结果一时很激动，要Ra把她当睡衣穿的T-shirt给他，其实他根本就不穿那个，而且也太小了，但是最后在他把Ra的东西还回来的时候，他把那个t-shirt也送回来了，因为Ra很喜欢那件。 3-21 A Chick And A Duck Ra在帮Monica学习滑冰时受伤了，而且很严重，当时家里只有Ross在，而他正要赶去参加一个节目录制，是要上电视的，但是他还是留在家里选择陪R去医院看病，放弃了那个机会。 P.S. 其实看friends最痛苦的就是看这两个人，明明应该在一起，却。。。，虽说最后给了大家一个大团圆的结局，可是，还是希望他们能在一起，而不是只在一起这么一季，就一直盼到最后一集才有结局。 Season 4 4-1 The Jellyfish M被水母蛰伤了，为了紧急帮他，只能朝她的伤口尿尿，回去之后，大家都很吃惊，J： That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you! 4-6 The Dirty Girl Monica接到一个工作，但是因为没钱只能拒绝，Phoebe：Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like Monican't , not Monican.. ...Monica. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not? M: I don't know. P: There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving! M: Really? Cause I'd need like $500 for all the food and the supplies and stuff. P: Okay! It's worth it, if it will get you moving. You haven't worked in months. Phoebe每次都是给人动力的那一个。 Chandler爱上了Joey的女朋友Kathy，给她买了一份很好的生日礼物，但是又不能送给她一份比Joey还好的礼物，为了送给她那本书，他将礼物转给了Joey。 4-8 Chandler In A Box Chandler kissed Kathy。Joey不肯原谅他，不和他说话。Ross来给C求情，Joey表示R就是他最好的朋友了，R: Wow! I’m honored! And y’know what I’m gonna do as my first act as your best friend? J: What? R: I’m gonna get you to talk to Chandler. Joey本来想和C谈谈，但是却看到他和Kathy Kiss，结果两人争吵，Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down! 最后，为了赎罪，C愿意把自己封到一个盒子里，开始他总是说话，后来J生气了，为了表示他有多在乎J，C答应不再说话了。结果K来找他，因为不想夹在他们中间，K来和他分手，要到芝加哥去，但是在道别时，C一句话也没说，一直到最后将手指伸出来，表示再见，J看不下去了，J: (starting to cry) Open the box!! (Runs over to do so.)Rachel: What?!J: He can still catch her! Come on, get out of there! (He opens the box) Get out of there! C:So?J: Yeah, we’re gonna be fine! Get out! C: Yeah? J: Yeah, you did some real good thinkin’ in there. C: Man, this is… (J says something unintelligible and they hug.)J: Now go! ‘Cause you can still catch her! 4-9 They’re Gonna PARTY! Monica和Phoebe说好要一起做catering business.但是M找到了一份大厨的工作，所以她要退出，后来她想了很多方法让P继续，但是P都不喜欢，最后她还是决定和P一起，y'know I-I made a commitment to you. Y’know what, it’d be, it’d be fun。P: Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, let’s plan the wedding reception. (She grabs the notebook which Monica used for her ideas and starts flipping page after page after page after page after page to find a blank one.) Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. (pause) Y’know what, I want you to take the chef job. M: Really?!P: Yeah. That’s what you really want. Yeah, I don’t want to be the reason you’re unhappy, that would just make me unhappy, and I really don’t want to be the reason I’m unhappy. 4-11 Phoebe’s Uterus Phoebe的弟弟很想生小孩，可是他们不能，于是他们求助要求P帮助他们。所有人都劝P不要答应，因为放弃孩子是很痛苦的事情，为了让P明白，她妈妈借给她一只小狗，当P发现她弟弟很喜欢小狗时，她给了他们，他们很高兴。于是她同意帮助她们。P: No, I’m really okay with this. Y’know why? ‘Cause look at them, and I made that, so… I know it’s gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, it’s gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. Joey到博物馆去工作，结果发现原来博士和向导是不坐在一起吃饭的，他有些难受但表示理解Ross。第二天Ross邀请Joey一起吃饭，打破了这一惯例。 4-12 The Embryos 个人非常喜欢这集。总共是两个部分，一部分是Phoebe胚胎，一部分是另外五个人玩的猜题游戏。先说猜题游戏，这个游戏体现的是他们之间的互相的了解，或许真的有朋友那么了解是件恐怖的事，但不管怎么样，看着他们之间那么了解，感觉真的是好极了，也许这也是friends如此吸引我的原因，因为有那样一群互相了解的朋友。最后结果是输在了关于C的工作的问题上，私生活什么都了解，可是工作。。。呵呵，结果不得不互相对调了公寓。 P胚胎更是让人很感动，当她知道他们只有钱获得这一次机会的时候，当她知道五对却只有25%的成功的机会，P: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, I’m-I’m Phoebe Buffay, hi! I’m-I’m-I’m hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that we’re doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you’ve been there! Umm, y’know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that I’ll keep you safe and warm until you’re ready to have them take you home, so… Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, I’m screaming, don’t worry, that’s what’s supposed to happen.最后，当P检测到她怀孕了，虽然只是很简单的一句You guys! You guys! You’re gonna have a baby! They’re gonna have a baby!但是听着观众的欢呼，看着他们的拥抱，感动足矣。 4-13 Rachel’s Crush 换了公寓之后，大家都呆在大公寓里，Monica再也不是hostess了，她无法忍受，于是她整整整理了两天，把公寓收拾好，终于大家过来了，M: So I made snacks. Please, just hang out okay? I’m just gonna rest my eyes just a little bit. Rs: Look, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later? M: Oh no-no-no, stay, stay, stay, just keep talking. I’m always the hostess.于是就躺在沙发上睡着了，这大概就是她性格的最好的体现，虽然到了一种极端，可是很可爱。 4-16 The Fake Party P本来是素食主义者，但是怀孕了之后，却只想吃肉，但是她自己又无法忍受吃肉，吃掉那么多的生命，于是，Joey为了她，自己不再吃肉，将自己那份让给P，直到小孩出生。J: Well, suppose until the baby’s born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-you’d just be eating my animals. 4-20 All The Wedding Dresses Ross就要结婚了，看到他和Rachel拥抱时，Rachel那个表情，真是让人心痛。 4-22 The Worst Best Man Ever Phoebe因为要生小孩了，就要把他们给别人，心情一直不好，不停地发脾气，Monica和Rachel一直小心翼翼也没办法，但是她们还是一直陪在她身边，细心小心的照顾她。P: Okay that’s even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, it’s just that now that they’re in me it’s like, it’s like I know them y’know, I mean-I mean, it’s just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away. M: Aww, sweetie, but it’s not like you’re not gonna have anything. You’re gonna have nieces and nephews, and some ways that’s even better. P: Yeah, okay. R: No, really. Really, Pheebs, you’re not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when they’re bad, y’know, or deciding to put them on Ritalin when they just won’t calm down. Y’know? M: I mean, you’re the one they’re gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex. R: And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe! P: Cool Aunt Phoebe. I am pretty cool!M: Yeah. R: And y’know what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you. P: They are gonna love me. Ross结婚的戒指不小心被鸭子吃掉了，Joey非常自责，认为他不是一个好伴郎，J: No, it’s not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down! C: Hey, come on, it’s not your fault. J: Yeah, it is! You wouldn’t have lost the ring, right? Y’know what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man. C: No, you should. J: Now, don’t argue with me…R: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys. C: Really? J: Really? R: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my… I mean, I’m lucky to have just one good… C: Thanks man. J: (starting to cry) I gotta go check something over here. (He walks away so that they can’t see him cry.)C: What a baby. R: Total wuss! (They both turn and wipe their eyes.) 4-23 Ross's Wedding 大家就要去伦敦了，Phoebe说是要拥抱大家，其实是让他们帮她拿些东西，当Chandler把书拿给她，张开双手蹲在沙发后面等她拥抱的时候，她却拍拍他的头，可怜的Chandler，但是超级可爱。 因为Monica建议推迟婚礼，Ross来找她理论，结果M非常激动，躲在卫生间里的C和J扔出来一盒面巾纸给R。 Ross大喊着冲进了C的房间，然后出去了，从C被子里钻出来的居然是Monica，这大概是整个剧情里最最让人吃惊的一刻，从观众的惊叫，从第一次不知道剧情时自己的反应，正是这一刻才有了以后更多的温馨与感动，他们两个是多么的天生一对。 Rachel在发现自己还爱着Ross之后，终于决定要跑到伦敦告诉R她爱他，不管菲比还有飞机上碰到的人都怎样说她这样不对，她还是执意来了，但是当她匆匆赶到现场，看到的是Ross和Emily正在kiss,最终说出的只是一句Congratulations. Phoebe不能赶来，只能从电话里“看”婚礼。 Rachel一直在含泪看着婚礼的进行，最终，从Ross口中说出的是I, Ross,Take thee, Rachel... Season 5 5-1 After Ross Says Rachel Ross搞砸了之后，Phoebe打电话给Emily的妈妈，说她是R的私人医生，R本身就有问题，会说错名字，虽然很幼稚，但是。。。。 5-2 All the Kisses 说好从伦敦回来后就恢复正常的Monica和Chandler还是忍不住，吃完早饭后，大家都在，Chandler准备上班时很自然的亲了M一下，结果发现异样后，不得不亲了Rachel和Phoebe。 5-3 The Hundredth Phoebe生了小宝宝，她想留下一个，却无法和弟弟开口。P：So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.) 5-4 Phoebe Hates PBS Chandler知道了M说过他是最好的以后，非常激动，最后惹怒了M，他过来道歉：Look, maybe I got carried away before. But there's something you gotta know. If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best. I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, oh my god. Emily答应搬来纽约，但是Ross不能再见Rachel，他无法决定，Rachel告诉他：Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it.I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. 电话响起，Ross说他能做到E要求的事，Ra gives him a thumbs up. So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.) 5-5 All the Kips Chandler和Monica偷偷出去度周末，Joey就觉得C很不正常，Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. Rachel终于知道了Ross答应再不见她，她怕被大家淘汰，Ross告诉他，他自己会退出的，Rachel: No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you. C和M因为度假时吵架了，以为他们完了，C: So, I guess this is over. M: What? C: Well, y'know, you and me, it had to end sometime. M: Why, exactly?: Because of the weekend, we had a fight. M: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than...hhh! (They both realize something there.)C: So, this isn't over? M: You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about. C: Really? Okay. Great! M: Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship! (She goes to kiss him.)C: (stops her) We're in a relationship? M: I'm afraid so. C: Okay.(They kiss.) 5-6 The Yeti Ross为了让Emily来纽约，答应了很多要求，大家看到他要搬走，都很不开心，Joey说了出来，R: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! 看到这里总是很生气，为什么R非要和E在一起，宁愿放弃大家，但是，这是一种责任吧，就像其他五个人一样，或许包括Ross自己，明知道这样并不快乐，但是这是对的。 Phoebe穿上了grandma的皮毛，结果在大街上看到一只松鼠，一直盯着她，最后她还是把那个脱下送给了路人。 5-7 Ross Moves In Ross没有地方住，成了C和J的舍友，但是却有太多生活习惯上的不同，无奈，两人只好暗示他搬走，R发现了这一点，便申请了那个很小的公寓，最后两个人觉得很内疚，在公寓管理打电话来的时候说了谎，为了让他不能申请到那个公寓，于是R又留了下来。 5-8 The Thanksgiving Flashbacks Chandler知道Monica为了报复他害他掉了脚趾头的时候，非常生气，M为了让他高兴，头戴火鸡，来给他表演，C笑了，并说， You are so great! I love you! 5-9 Ross's Sandwich 这集简直太搞笑了，大家不停地发现关于C和M，而J只能一直给他们掩饰，而他的解释就是，I am Joey. 5-10 The Inappropriate Sister Rachel回家后，M和她聊了几句，R一回屋，M赶快开门让C回去，C匆匆跑出去，但是又跑了回来，给了M一个kiss. 5-12 Chandler's Work Laugh Monica实在是无法忍受Chandler的工作上的大笑，于是C不笑了，这让他的老板非常尴尬，M终于意识到了，于是便自己开始笑认同了这一点， Rachel发现了M和C，不管她怎么问，M就是不承认，她决定当场揭穿他们，却听见M正在说，Sorry! I'm just I'm not very good at this! I'm a terrible liar and I hate having to lie to Rachel! C: But we're not ready to tell yet! M: I know! It's just that ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend. R决定放弃。 5-13 Joey's Bag Monica按摩技术很差，但是C怕她不高兴没有说，当M知道后，她因为C说谎而生气。C: It's okay, you don't have to be the best at everything. M: Oh my God! You don't know me at all! C: Okay, you give the worst massages in the world...hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you M: Huh. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that? C: Oh, it would be you! You! Monica! And you'd get all the votes! M: So maybe they could umm, call the award the Monica? C: Absolutely! M: Okay. I suck! C: Yeah! (They hug.) 5-14 Everyone Finds Out P的一再试探下，Chandler最终败给了Phoebe，并说出了I'm in love with Monica!包括M在内大家都很吃惊，M走过来，C正式对她说，I love you, Monica. M: I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.) 5-15 The Girl Who Hits Joey Ross搬到新地方，拒绝给大家为清洁工办舞会的钱，结果菲比给了，赢得了大家的好感，但是为了让大家喜欢R，P讲了一堆不要先评判R的话，并一直说她第一次见到大家时的感受，结果两个人都被赶走了，只能回家吃薯片，P：I just thought if I kept insulting everyone, you would jump in and defend everyone and then you could look like the hero.多可爱的菲比。 5-17 Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss P和男朋友Gary非常亲密火热，这让M总是想胜过他们，M: Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were y'know all over each other all the time? C: Yeah that was great. That was really great! But to tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we are right now. M: Really? C: Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think that's pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting. (Kisses her.) 5-19 Ross Can't Flirt Ross完全不会调情，吓坏了卖比萨的女孩，Rachel看到了，借故出去和她解释，并要了电话。 5-22 Joey's Big Break Joey要去拉斯维加斯拍电影，Chandler问M他能不能去，M大声说You don't have to ask for my permission. 然后又悄悄说You can go. Joey因为C说这次电影不是他的转折点生气了，C道歉他不听，最后C寄了一串气球给J祝福他。 最经典的是这集最后一点，大家给Rachel滴眼药水，记下这集。 Season 6 6-1 After Vegas Chandler要和Monica住到一起，M激动地让他出去再进来演习一下，结果钥匙折了，进不来也出不去，C: I love you! M: I love you! C: Are you hugging the door right now.也就是这时，现实生活中的Monica结婚了。 来自Phoebe的很经典的一句台词，Ross: you wanna hear something weird? Phoebe: Always. 6-2 Ross Hugs Rachel C告诉J他要和M住到一起了，J很伤心，想要告诉M，C是个很差的舍友，但是最终只有一句He’s the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.) 不管大家怎么说，Ross不肯承认他还爱着Rachel，但是当他走进屋里，看到Rachel在哭时，他的表情，他的反应。。。R: Ohh, what’s wrong?!R: Monica and Chandler are really moving in here and I have to move out and everything is changing. R: Oh my—Come here! Come here! (He hugs her.) It’s okay. Everything’s gonna be okay. 6-6 The Last Night Chandler就要和Monica搬到一起了，但是Joey无法承担各种费用，为了不伤他的自尊，又能给他钱，C想出了各种办法。但是都意外的失败了。C: I’m just trying to help you out! Okay? I wanna make sure that you’re okay. J: I will be okay! Look Chandler, you gotta get it out of your head that I can’t take care of myself. Okay? Look, I’m not gonna miss you helping me out with money. The only thing that I’m gonna miss…is you. Rachel搬走了，Monica一个人走到那个空荡荡的房间。。。 6-10 The Routine P和Ra到M家里找礼物，最后他们终于找到了，但是C却决定不打开也不让她们打开礼物， I don’t wanna know what Monica got me. Y’know? I mean, look, I’m sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about... Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I don’t know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monica’s face when I give her my present, and I’m sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back? 6-11 The Apothecary Table C一对和J一对出去了，J: And Chandler I can’t believe I let you pay for this one. (They hug and he whispers in his ear.) Thanks man.接着M邀请他们到家里，J: Oh, but hey look, at least let us bring the wine. M: Joey, you don’t have too! J: Nope-op! I insist! (He hugs Chandler again and whispers to him.) You get the wine right? C: Yeah all right. 6-12 The Joke 因为P说自己high maintenance（不太理解确切的意思），M一直耿耿于怀，并让C背下了一套话说给P和Ra听，证明M不是那样，但是最终C还是说M有一点，M很生气。C: I’m sorry. You’re not easy-going, but you’re passionate, and that’s good. And when you get upset about the little things, I think that I’m pretty good about making you feel better about that. And that’s good too. So, they can say that you’re high maintenance, but it’s okay, because I like … maintaining you. M: Phoebe, it’s okay that you don’t want me to be your girlfriend because I have the best boyfriend. 6-14 Chandler Can't Cry 大家都以为是P拍的色情电影，都要看，J阻止他们，因为菲比是他们的朋友，但大家还是看了，J就一个人坐在椅子上背对电视。 6-22 Paul's The Man Monica发现了C知道了她定了结婚的博物馆，非常惊恐，C很生气的走了。晚上回来的时候，C还是很惊恐的样子，两个人说没事，等M走后，P从房间里走出来，原来C去看了那个地方，已经决定要向M求婚。 6-23 The Ring C要P帮忙去选求婚戒指，选好后要回去取信用卡，就让P看着，结果等他回去时，戒指已经卖掉了。C无法接受买的另一个戒指，When I looked at the other ring I could see Monica’s face when I gave it to her, y’know? And I could see her saying yes...Look, this is the most important thing I’m gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure it’s perfect.最后两个人找到买走戒指的那个人，换回了戒指。 因为C的秘密行动一直躲着J和R，他们决定不理他了，J：From now on, it’s gonna be Joey and Ross, best friends. (They shake hands.) Okay! We’re gonna be the new Joey and Chandler. 6-24 The Proposal 经过了重重波折，终于。被J骗了的C伤心的打开了门，发现M正站在那里等他。M: You wanted it to be a surprise.（He turns to look at J who smiles slyly and closes the door leaving them alone.)C: Oh my God.(M gets down on one knee.)M: Chandler… In all my life… I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to…fall in love with my best…my best… There’s a reason why girls don’t do this! C: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought… (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if you’ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me? M: Yes.(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)M: I knew you were likely to take a wife!(They hug again.) Season 7 7-2 Rachel’s Book C拒绝把所有的钱都花在婚礼上，但是彼此冷静了之后，M: Listen umm, I’ve been thinking, it’s not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that...C: Look, I thought about it too, and I’m sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding. M: You do?!C: Yeah, I’m putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then, then that’s what we’re gonna do. M: Oh, you’re so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff? C: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y’know? We’ll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college. M: You thought about that? C: Yeah.M: How many kids were we gonna have? C: Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy. M: What else did you think about? C: Well, stuff like where’d we live, y’know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y’know, we could have a cat that had a bell on it’s collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we’d have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old. M: (laughs) Y’know what? I-I don’t want a big, fancy wedding. C: Sure you do. M: No, I want everything you just said. I want a marriage. C: You sure? M: Uh-hmm. C: I love you so much. M: I love you. (They kiss.) 7-6 The Nap Partners M在谈论碰到的一个人，M: She was like 30, dark hair, attractive. C: Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror? M发现C因为那个女孩胖而和他分手，便问他如果她胖了他会不会和她分手，C: Look, what I mean is you’re Monica! Okay? And I am in love with Monica. M: Keep going. C: So you can balloon up or you can shrink down and I will still love you. M: Even if I shrink down to two inches tall? C: I’d carry you around in my pocket. M: I love you. (They hug and kiss.) 7-8 Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs 家里有只狗，由于C不喜欢只能带走，但是M舍不得又偷偷带回去了。狗发出声音时，Ro说谎说是M在哭，结果C很不安，想要把狗找回来，却发现狗不在，回来了之后，不停地sorry. 7-9 All The Candy Ben骑车的时候，P提到小时候没有自行车，但是临近有个女孩的自行车最漂亮，并描述了一翻，结果Ro买了一辆和她描述的一模一样的自行车送给她，那是P的第一辆自行车。我记得这是从第一次看就给我印象最深的一幕。这样的朋友，真的，没话说。P: Okay! Oh my God! My first bike! Thank you for the best present I’ve ever gotten.(C和J都要哭了）R：I'm just so glad that I can make her happy. P不敢骑自行车，Ro吓唬她，要是不骑，车子会死的，P答应了，静静走到车前：Please don’t die! M为了认识邻居，给他们做糖果，结果一发不可收拾，所有人聚在门口要糖果，C看到了：All right everybody! Just be quiet! What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and I’ll bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?...All right, y’know what? Forget it, all of you forget it! You’ve ruined it! Go home! You’ve ruined it! You’ve ruined it! 7-10 The Holiday Armadillo Ro一直想给Ben讲关于光明节的故事，但是Ben只对圣诞老人感兴趣，Ro却没有租到衣服，只能装成armadillo，好不容易说服B给他讲故事的时候，C突然穿成Santa的衣服进来了，吸引了B所有注意，当C决定走时，B却要求armadillo离开，C最后说他要听光明节的故事。 7-11 All The Cheesecake P因为J推了他的约会，很生气。P: I don’t accept this rule. When me make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I can’t just be a way to kill time ‘til you meet someone better! Y’know boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that their friendship) is for life! J感到很内疚，就决定重新安排弥补，结果P看到了David，她想匆匆结束晚饭去见D，因为他只呆在这里几个小时，J知道了她有其他约会，故意拖延时间，最后P只好走了，D走后，P很伤心，看到了J，P:Okay, now’s not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow. J: No! No! No Pheebs, I’m not gonna yell at you. I just y’know, started thinking about you and David and I…remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just… Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay? P: No I’m not okay. The only guy I’ve ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never…I may never see him again. (Crying.)...J: Anything I can do? Whatever you need. P: Well—But—Now, if-if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles y’know before he does, then he can come back. (They hug again.)J: I can give it a shot. 7-14 They All Turn Thirty 在庆祝30岁生日的时候，P从姐姐那里知道了其实自己已经31了，她很沮丧：Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I…I haven’t done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!...Like okay I-I-I, I haven’t met any Portuguese people! I, I haven’t had the perfect kiss! And I haven’t been to sniper’s school!她不想庆祝，就一个人离开了。J追了出去，J: Pheebs! Wait up! Listen uh, close your eyes. (She does so and J passionately kisses her.) Maybe that’s one thing you can cross off your list. P: Oh yeah.(J starts to walk away, but stops.)J: Oh, and plus I’m 1/16th Portuguese. P: Oh! (Phoebe walks away smiling.) 7-16 The Truth About London C发现了伦敦那晚原来M是要找J的，很生气，J找到他。J: Chandler, come on nothing even happened! C: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding…J: No-hey-no! If you don’t want me to do it, I except that. I don’t care about that. I just…I don’t want you to be upset. C: How can I not be upset? Okay? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out that she wanted you first! J: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! You’re so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, ‘cause you guys are perfect for each other. Y’know, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just…it-it fits. Y’know? And you just know it’s gonna last forever. C: That’s what you should say. J: What? C: When you’re marrying us; that’s what you should say. J: Really? I can do it? C: I’d love it if you would do it. J: Hey! (They hug.) 7-17 The Cheap Wedding Dress 因为追同一个女孩，Ro和J吵了起来，J生气的摔门而走，但是马上又回来了，因为要问Ro那个控油霜的用法，结果两个人就像没事一样。结尾也是，吵得吓走了那个女孩，结果两人一起去吃饭了。 C要在婚礼那天订Swing乐队，M没有及时订，在费劲抢回来满意的婚纱之后，那人打电话过来说已经定了那个乐队，除非M把婚纱还给她，刚开始M想要劝C换个乐队，但是当她们知道了C为什么要定那个乐队时，M决定换回婚纱，C: Well it’s just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was…the first time I knew that…you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with. 7-18 Joey’s Award M突然发现结婚后她就再也不能和别人约会了，再也没有新鲜刺激的新事情了，很是困扰，最终决定和C谈谈。M: Just, I love you so much. Just…It’s just sometimes it bothers me that I’m never gonna have that feeling. Y’know when you meet someone for the first time and it’s new and exciting? Y’know that rush? C: No. No, see when I first meet somebody it’s uh it’s mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating. M: Okay, but all right you’re a guy, does it not freak you that you’re never gonna sleep with anybody else? C: Sleeping with somebody new, anxiety, panic, and I’m afraid even more sweating. M: Even with me? C: I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship. (Monica laughs.) Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives. M: Really? C: Well yeah! But now that I know that you’re having these thoughts, I’m back to panic, anxiety, and uh I’m definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink. M: Come here! Come here! (They hug.) Sweetie you don’t have to worry. No, besides y’know what? I’m gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid…C: (hoarsely) Water! Water! Water! 7-22 Chandler’s Dad 因为C的爸爸是同性恋并且变性了，他不想让他来参加婚礼，没有给他请帖，M知道了坚持要他去维加斯找他爸爸，M: We’re going to Las Vegas to see your dad. It’s time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law...C: Look forget it okay? I don’t want to go. I don’t want to see him. I don’t wanna. M: Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know…C: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, you’d have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Y’know it’s hard enough to be fourteen. You’re skinny. You’re wearing speedoes—That your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and there’s your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack! M: Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? That’s a, that’s a pretty great dad. C: He had sex with Mr. Girabaldi! M: Who’s Mr. Girabaldi? C: Does it matter?!M: Chandler, you’re not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe it’s time that you let that stuff go. If your father’s not at your wedding…you’re gonna regret it for the rest of your life.最终当他邀请了他爸爸的时候，C:Thanks for making me do this. 7-23 Chandler and Monica’s Wedding 知道C逃跑后，M开始念她的誓言：Chandler, for so long I…I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that I’d ever been looking for my whole life. And now…here we are…with our future before us…and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. (Ross leans in to give Chandler his vows.)C: (To Ross) No, that’s okay.Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way it’s okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I’m sure? (He leans in and kisses her.) Season 8 8-1 After I Do P问M为什么不说她怀孕了，当她看到Ra在后面摇头，她马上说是她怀孕了。为了确定，她们要重新检测，P说是阴性的，Ra非常沮丧伤心，在知道她的真实感觉的时候，P说是阳性的。 C为了在婚礼上好好跳舞，专门去练了六个月的舞蹈：I wanted this to be a moment you will never forget.但是他的鞋太滑导致他跳不成舞。M: Hey, are you ready to get back on the dance floor? C: Did it turn into sand? M: Ohh come on, I love this song! Come on, you’ll be fine. C:No. No, I won’t. Do you know why I took all those lessons? See, for the first time I didn’t want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot. M: Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me. (Chandler grunts.) Okay, you can easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesn’t matter. All right? I married you! So I want to dance on my wedding night with my husband. 8-2 The Red Sweater C找不到婚礼上的照相机了，他不想让M失望，只能重新在别人的婚礼上照了一些。 J以为P怀孕了，就和她求婚。后来发现是Ra怀孕，又像Ra求婚。因为他认为It’s a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. 8-3 Rachel Tells… Ra看不到自己的孩子，哭了，Ro耐心地指给她看，但是她还是没看到，最后解释给她，可是回到家里又找不到了，Ro那么疼她的抱住她。。。 8-4 The Videotape C和M度蜜月回来：Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I can’t wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together. Ra说到是Ro主动吻她的，Ro表示反对，但是没有人相信他。Ro说不重要，结果最重要，但他不小心录了录影带，为了不想让Ra出丑，他几次不想争论，还录像带的时候也希望Ra毁掉带子，但是Ra却认为是他不敢，结果。。。 8-5 Rachel’s Date Ra的约会泡汤了，因为她最终还是说了她已经怀孕了，自己很孤单，心情很不好，碰到了Ro，Ro和她聊了一会，哄她开心，后来约她一起去喝咖啡，Ra说不去了，但是反过身去找Ro的时候，发现Ro碰到了Mona，哎，总是这样错过。 8-7 The Stain Ra因为怀孕要搬走，J舍不得，就打扮了房间挽留她。R: But Joey the baby is going to be crying, it’s going to be loud. J: I’m loud! R: It’s gonna be up all night! J: I’m up all night! R: It’s gonna poop! J: Hello! R: What about all the women you want to bring home? J: Look, if I’m bringing home a woman who can’t stand being around a baby, then maybe I don’t want to be with that woman! Or maybe we’ll just do it in the bathroom of the club! R: Joey, are you sure? J: Yeah! All right—Look, I know sometimes it’ll be hard, okay? But, it’ll also be really…really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay. R: I want me to stay too. 8-8 The Stripper C要和J通过石头剪子布决定谁让那个妓女离开，C: All right Rock, Paper, Scissors who has to tell the whore to leave! (Joey smirks.) What? J: I miss this. C: I don’t think we’ve actually done this before! J: No, I-I miss hanging out with you. C: Well we…we still hang out. J: Not like we used to. Remember? You and me used to be inseparable. Y’know now it’s like…things are different. C: Well y’know, things are different. I’m…I’m married now J: Oh sure—And hey, don’t get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just…I miss…hanging out…just-just us, y’know? C: Yeah, I miss that too. I tell you what; from now on we’ll make time to hang out with each other. J: You got it. Come here. (They hug) 8-10 Monica’s Boots M买了一双超级贵的靴子，C让她退回去，M要说服他：I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?C: I have you. P发现Ben和sting的儿子是同学，她让Ro给她要演唱会的门票，但是事实上两个小孩有矛盾，但是最后Ro还是给她弄到了门票。 8-11 Ross' Big Step Forward M不想和C的老板出去吃饭，为了解释，C只好说M和她分居了，结果老板带他去脱衣舞店，回到家后，C: Y’know what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like It’s a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives. 8-12 Joey Dates Rachel J和Ra谈到约会，Ra憧憬了一下自己喜欢的约会的情景，她已经好久不约会了，于是J决定和Ra约会，他安排了一次很好很好的约会，也就是从约会结束时开始，他爱上了Ra。 8-14 The Secret Closet Ro很遗憾自己错过了baby踢Ra的肚子： Look, I-I don’t want to miss anymore baby stuff. So…Here. Here’s my new pager number, okay? Anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! I’ll be there! Okay? I don’t care if it’s three in the morning and all you want is ice cream.其实Ro真的是个好好的爸爸。 J无可自拔的爱上了Ra，但是当他发现由于不能和Ra住在一起，Ro错过了很多事情，不能参与Baby stuff，Ro很沮丧时，他很痛苦却主动提出要他们两个住到一起。 C终于打开了M的神秘的柜子，里面居然是乱七八糟的东西，M刚好进来，看到C发现了，她很不安：I’m sick. C: No, honey you’re not sick! Look, I don’t love you because you’re organized, I love you in spite of that. 8-15 The Birthing Video J因为Ra离开很痛苦，P为了让他开心，特意从朋友那里借了一只最快乐的狗来陪J。 8-16 Joey Tells Rachel J告诉Ro他喜欢的人是Ra，这让Ro难以接受，J也为此很难受，因为他不想伤害Ro，M找Ro谈了J的感受，Ro答应来和J谈，J: Hey look Ross, you need to understand something okay? I uh…I am never gonna act on this Rachel thing, okay? I-I would never do anything to jeopardize my friendship with you. 当Ro发现J是爱上Ra的时候，而且这是他第一次爱上一个人，Ro让他和Ra表白。 C不相信soul mate，但是P找到了M的，而且确实和M很谈得来，这让C很不安，M： I don’t believe in soul mates either... I don’t think that you and I were destined to end up together. I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship. Some days we work really hard. J向Ra表白后，Ra的一个but，J的那种表情与心痛。。。 8-18 In Massapequa Ro正在和大家讲他是怎么像Ra求婚的：Well, um, actually, I-I took her to the planetarium. That’s-that’s where we had our first date. Um, she walked in and I had the room filled with lilies, her favorite flower…Then, Fred Astaire singing The Way You Look Tonight came on the sound system, and the lights came down. And I got down on one knee and written across the dome in the stars were the words "Will you marry me?" 事实上，这也正是当他们交往时，Ro想到的和Ra求婚时的场景，可惜没有实现。 8-20 The Baby Shower Ra发现她对照顾小孩的事一无所知，所以在拒绝了她妈妈和她一起住后她又要求她搬过来，但是Ro不同意，他说服了Ra的妈妈不要过来后，Ra说她还是不知道关于照顾小孩的事，Ro：Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. You’ll—you’re gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesn’t believe that.) Hey! You will! Uh look, y’know when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddy’s credit card. Do you remember?...Look at you! What—You’re-you’re this big executive! You are much more capable than you give yourself credit for. I-I have no doubt you’re gonna be an incredible mother. R: Really? R: I’m telling you. R: Thank you. (Hugs him.) 8-21 The Cooking Class M的餐馆得在报纸上到了恶评，Ro不希望她看到，就跑遍了附近所有的报摊买下了所有的报纸。 C要参加一个面试，但是当他得知他不能给人留下很好的第一印象时，非常紧张，于是P便和他一起，提前练习了一个面试。 Ro出去约会回来后，Ra终于说出她不想让Ro约会。R: Why? What, what are you jealous? R: Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I don’t want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know it’s a terrible thing to even think this, and it’s completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! I’m very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel. R: Okay. R: What?!R: I won’t date. I’ll uh, I’ll be here, with you, all the time. R: Really? But I’m being so unreasonable. R: True, but you’re allowed to be unreasonable. You’re having our baby. 8-22 Rachel Is Late J电影的首映式，由于经纪人把票卖了，他只能带一个人去，他选择了C：I mean I’m sorry, I wish I can take everybody, but y’know Chandler always supported my career. He’s paid for acting classes and head shots and stuff and well this will be my way of paying you back...It’s not just the stuff he paid for, I mean it’s-it’s everything. Y’know? He read lines with me. He-he went with me on auditions when I was really nervous, and then he consoled me after I didn’t get parts that I really wanted. You always believed in me man. Even, even when I didn’t believe in myself. C: I always knew you were gonna make it. I’m so proud of you. J: Thanks. That means a lot to me.(They look at each other and smile for a while.) 8-23 Rachel Has A Baby C不再害怕提到生小孩了，而且他盯着医院的小宝宝看，被M看到：What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies? C: I’m not crazy about babies. I’m crazy about us. M: What? C: Look, we’ve always talked about having babies someday. I’m not saying it has to be right now, but I’m starting to think that we can handle it. We’re good. We’re really good. M: We are pretty good. C: But nothing has to happen until your ready. M: Well maybe I’m ready now. I mean, it’s a little scary, but maybe it’s right. Ra无法忍受其他人都生了小孩了，可她还是不行。Ro: Y’know what I think it is? I think you’ve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn’t want to leave. 宝宝终于生出来了，Dr. : Do we have a name yet? Ra: No, not yet. Dr.: That’s fine, for now we’ll just call her Baby Girl Green. Ra: Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green.(Ross and Rachel look into each other’s eyes and kiss.) M在14岁的时候就给自己的小孩起了名字，而Ra却找不到合适的名字，当她听到M的名字后，她很喜欢，M把这个名字送给她， Ra: Oh honey, but you love that name. M: Yeah, but I love you more. Ro和P在看Emma，P: I just can’t decide who she looks more alike, you or Rachel? Ro: Oh what are you kidding? She’s gorgeous, it’s all Rachel. P再次问起问什么他们两个不结婚，因为她知道Ro爱着Ra，她想让他们和好，Ro：Look, we’ve been together. Okay? And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby. It’s just if-if we got together again and it didn’t work out…I could never do that to Emma. I mean she-she thinking everything—(Starts to cry.) Oh that’s…now me. What do they put something in the water in this place? Since Rachel and I we’re doing really, we’re doing really well right now. P: I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it. Ro: Yeah, exactly. P: Right. (Pause) Or you might get everything you’ve wanted since you were fifteen. Ra想到Ro总有一天会离开的，她很伤心，J来看她，Ra: I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh? J: Hey, listen to me, listen to me…you are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise that’s not gonna happen. Ra: Joey. Honey what would I do without you? (They hug.)J: You don’t have to worry about that okay? 当J捡起那枚戒指，Ra以为他要求婚的时候，她同意了，而此时Ro正说服了自己决定向Ra表明重新开始，他捧着鲜花去找Ra。。。 Season 9 9-2 Emma Cries Emma一直哭，等Ro折腾了一天回来后，Ra本来想和他好好谈谈，但是她太累了：Emma?Not easy. Ro: Well, that’s what I’m here for. 9-3 The Pediatrician C就要走了，J很生气，不和他拥抱。J: I'm mad at you for leaving! You're nothing but a big leaver. Big leaver with a stupid suitcase. C: Any chance you are trying to pick a fight to make all this easier? J: Dude, you see right thru me!! (They hug) 直到C到了机场，J抱着电话不放，像是个孩子，让C一到了就给他电话，导致M都没能说上话。 最后由于工作，M并没有陪他去，等C走后，M追了出来，解释C比工作要重要得多。 9-7 Ross's Inappropriate Song P来到Mike的家里，她表现的很糟，虽然她很努力了，甚至吃了小牛肉，当她受不了了出去吐的时候，Mike的父母表示不喜欢P，让他和别人交往。M: All right, stop! You know, all Phoebe has done tonight is trying to get you to like her. And maybe that hasn't been clear all the time, but she did her best. And yeah... She's a little different than you are...Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! M: So what? I mean if even I can get past that, it shouldn't bother you. And you don't have to like her. You just have to accept the fact that I do. I mean, if you even can't be civil to the woman I love... 9-8 Rachel's Other Sister C因为Ro和Ra在M死后不肯把Emma交给他一个人伤心，而且他觉得他们说的是对的，他自己也害怕做不了好爸爸，M：I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts. Ra和她妹妹打起来了，打碎了一个盘子，C：Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now. 9-10 Christmas In Tulsa C圣诞节还要工作，他回忆了自己的圣诞节，决定让大家回家，取消工作，办公室的副总裁想要勾引他，C：Look, I'm, I'm married! Wendy: So? I'm married. C: I'm happily married... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass...what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.最后C回家了，M: What are you doing here? C: I wanted to be with you. I missed you so much...It's a stupid job, and I could not stand leaving you. 而当M知道他辞了工作：I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great! 9-17 The Memorial Service Mike和P分手了，两个人都很痛苦，P打电话给他，两人见面时。M：If I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I... I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you move, everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would have been the last time... I never would have stopped. 9-18 The Lottery 大家集体买了彩票，在等待号码公布，同时C也在等待关于能否拿到工作的消息。M从餐厅里拿了许愿骨，大家认为P和J肯定都会许愿中奖。结果没有中奖，但是最终C却获得了比想象中职位更高的工作，J祝贺他，其实他许的愿就是C能获得工作而非中奖。 9-21 The fertility test Ro喜欢Charlie，但是却被J捷足先登，Charlie觉得她和J不合适，本来Ro就有机会了，但是Ro：I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but you know, you can always talk about that with someone else... And if you think about it, I mean the reason he memorized all that stuff is because he thought it was important to you. You know, that's the kind of guy Joey is. 9-22 The donor C和M怀孕的几率很小，只能找卵子或精子捐赠者或是领养，C决定要找个精子捐赠者：there's surrogacy, but Monica has dreamt her whole life of carrying a child, she has felt that watching a surrogate would be... too hard for her.后来C找来了一个他觉得很好的同事，决定要让他捐精子，虽然M也很喜欢这个人，但是她不同意：It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you... And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else. C: (sighs with relief) Thank God, because I don't wanna do this either. You know, I was just doing because I thought that was what you wanted to do. You know, I'm the husband, I'm supposed to... bring the sperm. M: That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss) 两人只能领养，C:I wanna find a baby that needs a home and I wanna raise it with you. And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way. 9-23 In Barbados David要向P求婚了，M知道后很着急，因为P说会同意，但是M知道她爱的是Mike，M打电话给Mike通知他。在D就要求婚的时候，Mike终于出现了： Phoebe, I love you. I mean, I missed you so much these last few months and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you...You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How can I lose you? Now, I don't actually have a ring...Phoebe, will you marry me? P: (smiles at him happily for a few seconds before answering) No!...I love you. But I never needed a proposal from you. I just needed to know that we were headed somewhere, you know, that we had a future. Mike: We can have any future you want. J终于发现了Ra喜欢他，但是他拒绝了：look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross! Ra: But that wasn't gonna stop you before! J: I know, I know! But I've thought about it a lot since, and it just wouldn't be right... (painfully) I'm sorry...! 但是当他看到Charlie和Ro接吻后，他回到了Ra的房间。。。 M和Mike已经打了好久乒乓球，无法分胜负，突然她的手伤了，抖的打不成。M: I can't believe it! I lost! C: No, you didn't. M: What? C: Because I'm gonna play for ya...M:Honey, you don't have to do this. C: (In a loving voice) Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you. M: But... you suck! C: (Still in a loving voice) You're welcome, sweetheart. C赢了。 Season 10 10-2 Ross Is Fine Ro发现Ra和J的事了，他说自己接受，却表现的非常异常，第二天早上醒来看到J：Look, Ross, about, about Rachel and I. Listen, you don't have to worry about that, okay? Because nothing is gonna happen. Ro: What do you mean? J: Well, she and I said from the beginning that we weren't gonna do anything unless you were okay with it. And clearly..Ro: Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine! J: It's okay, Ross, alright? I totally understand. Of course you're not fine. You're.. You're Ross and Rachel. Ro: Except we're not. I mean, we haven't been a couple in like, six years. Oh my god, is that right? Has it been that long?...This is crazy. I mean, six years? And because of me you guys aren't gonna be together? Can I ask you something? Really, what is this thing with you and Rachel?...J: I'm crazy about her. Ro: And she feels the same way? J: I think so. Ro: Well, then, maybe it's time we all moved on. J: Yeah, but, Ross, I mean, you're not okay with it. Ro: No, but I wanna be. Hey, I will be. 10-3 Ross' Tan J和Ra试了多次无法成功，Ra：I wonder how Monica and Chandler could do it? J: I guess they weren't as good friends as we are.两人分手。 10-5 Rachel's Sister Baby-sits 在不顺利几次之后，在一家餐厅里，Mike终于求婚了：Phoebe, I love you. There's no-one else in the world I would ask to marry me... three times. But I wanna take care of you, have babies with you, and grow old with you... Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me? P: Yes! M: I love you! P: I love you more! M: Not possible! 10-8 The Late Thanksgiving J把M做的东西都撞到了地上，M从屋里走出来：I don't care...That was the adoption agency...WE'RE GETTING A BABY! 10-9 The Birth Mother Erica挑中的并不是C和M，C要求说实话，但是M不同意。C: But we are not the one she chose! How can you feel okay about this? M: Because... We may not be who she thinks we are but no-one will ever love that baby more than us...I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?..(Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so close. C: Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman is giving away her child. She deserves to know who it's going to.结果在两个人说了实话之后，因为他们说谎Erica很生气，她拒绝把孩子给她们，C追了出去：You have every reason to be upset. We did lie. But only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. Now we don't know how long it's gonna be before we can get another chance again...Erica, please. Just consider us. Ask them to see our file...Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)C: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please? C回到屋里，M看着他。C: You still want that baby? (Monica plays those words back in her mind and then smiles and runs to Chandler, who is twisting with joy. They hug.)M: God bless you Chandler Bing! 10-12 Phoebe's Wedding J要和Mike谈谈，J：Phoebe is very very important to me, ok? And I wanna make sure that you are gonna take care of her. Mike: Joe, I love Phoebe. She's the single most important thing in my life. I'd die before I let anything happen to her. 由于暴风雪，原定的计划无法实施，但是Ra却?

1.Monica因为失恋打算从精子库里选一位捐赠者的精子生孩子，Joey说了一段不像是从他嘴里说出来的非常感性的话安慰Monica。

2.与Chandler去找Ross走丢的猴子，面对性感火热的女郎Chandler已经缴械投降了，Joey还是不屈不挠要找猴子。

3.吃Monica做的水果酱吃得满脸都是。

4.Phoebe假扮乌苏拉与Joey分手，让他不要再与Phoebe做朋友，那么他们（与乌苏拉）就可以在一起，Joey很为难的想了想，很坚定的说：NO！

5.Monica家对面有一个偷窥狂总是偷窥他们屋子的情况，Joey很苦恼的说害他都不能做正紧事了，大家于是摆出一副受惊过度又色迷迷的表情说：“正紧事？！”Joey很无辜的说：“我没办法光着屁股做早餐了啊！”大家马上一副暧昧的样子看向Chandler，Chandler赶紧撇清，什么都不知道。

6.没有扮成圣诞老人，回来时穿了双会响的鞋子。

7.在医院很紧张的陪陌生女人生孩子，然后去买了几个气球，留了几个气球拴在门上，然后牵着一个气球人悄悄地走了，Chandler问他去哪了，他说我刚生了个孩子。

8.与Chandler在一起，两人屡次被误会成同志，为了获得与女性相识的机会，自高奉勇帮Ross带孩子，然后身后背着包包，胸前挂了熊出门了，结果两个白痴把孩子弄丢了，到认领处，两人不得已又装成同志，于是爆笑对话接下来出现了。

9.坐在沙发上很无聊的看电视，Phoebe进门问他怎么看犹太牧师弹吉他？Joey很无奈的回答，因为找不到遥控器了。

10.看恐怖小说很害怕，于是把书丢进冰箱，认为会比较安全，看《小妇人》很伤心，于是只好又把书丢进冰箱。

11.上课的时候教学生演戏，听见坏消息就用232÷3的办法，结果下课果然听到坏消息。

12.在PARTY上女伴不知去哪了，她的两个孩子在沙发上睡着了，于是Joey很好心的给他们盖被子。

13.Chandler问他和Janice怎么办的时候，他说如果是他就会退出，然后很认真的说，因为她有孩子是个家庭，不想成为别人破镜重圆的障碍，下一秒又问Chandler要不要和他一起去戳裸男。

14.他说曾经约会过的一个女的喉结太大了所以不喜欢，大家告诉他女性是没有喉结的，并且展示给他看，他还很疑惑，不相信，于是大家就骗他，他就很高兴，还很庆幸的说“差点就上当了！”

15.暖气开关坏了，大家都束手无策，Joey一回家说了句很简单的话就把暖气关上了，大家都很惊奇。

16.很兴奋地说：“我终于有变态影迷了！”

17.为了报复Chandler，于是把他的衣服全翻出来，从里到外穿了个遍，还做很过分的动作。

18.在Chandler的催眠录音带上偷偷录了一段话，说自己是Chandler最好的朋友，并且要Chandler每天早上帮他做三明治。

19.因为看电视广告，于是买了一只小鸡回来养。

20.安慰失意的女演员。

21.又一次跟人打赌钻进柜子，于是家被小偷光顾了。

22.因为Chandler无意中说以后结婚要找Ross做伴郎，结果Joey很生气，不喊Chandler的名字而是用手指戳他。

23.Ross结婚他们去了伦敦，在酒店Joey给Phoebe打电话，问小鸡与小鸭的生活情况，之后一系列的表情。

24.藏了一个百宝箱在Monica的床底下已备不时之需。

25.把整只鸡套在头上想吓Chandler，结果却怎么也拿不下来了。

26.白天无聊的时候教Ross玩好玩的，于是就装成陌生女人给Chandler打电话进行爱的告白，原来他已经骚扰Chandler快半年了。

27.不想听Rachel说的秘密于是把耳朵捂起来乱叫。

28.背了个女装皮包还很高兴，然后兴冲冲去面试，结果可想而知。

29.把Ross的箱子围成一圈，想象自己在堡垒里看电视，Chandler下班回家猛地探出头来吓他一跳。

30.吃巧克力吃得满嘴都是。

31.一个人躲在箱子里偷笑，还以为骗到了Chandler。

32.半夜裹了条被子潜入Monica家看电视。

33.大家都要看Phoebe（其实是乌苏拉）拍得色情电影，只有Joey很严肃的表示不能看，因为Phoebe是自己的朋友。

34.假冒消防员打电话给Phoebe，结果被发现。

35.Rachel不小心把意面弄到了地毯上，觉得很抱歉，Joey很白痴的说：“没关系，因为是在Joey的地方，”然后还抓了一小砣面条扔在地毯上。

36.一直在等礼拜四的试镜机会，结果数错了日子，只好快速冲出家门，然后立马又冲回来，抓了块Pizza又冲出家门。

37.在家很艰难的吃东西，表现出一副被撑到的样子，但还是继续吃下去，因为冰箱坏了，所以要赶紧把食物吃完。

38.一位剧组的工作人员介绍另一位工作人员给他认识，他还以为人家是机器人，使劲的捏人家的脸又拽人家的耳朵。

39.Phoebe的男友离开了，她很伤心，Joey很那好心的安慰她，并且把肩膀借给她，还说了好多安慰人的话。

40.把用来开门的管子当作望远镜来偷窥对面的女性，还很高兴，最后终于发现原来不是望远镜。

41.发现Rachel看色情书，很得意，还不停地拿书里的内容开Rachel的玩笑，后来Rachel模仿了一位书中的人物吓唬他，他就害怕了。

42.Rachel在船上教训他，他很委屈的说要打电话给Chandler。

43.以为Phoebe怀孕了，于是向她求婚。

44.为了不让Rachel搬家，布置了一个简陋的婴儿床——结果还是从街边检来的。

45.对着火鸡说：你是我的珠穆朗玛峰。

46.吃早餐的时候一直给自己催眠，强调自己是一时冲动，并不喜欢Rachel，结果Rachel刚出房门他就不由自主变节。

47.为了让Ross能够陪Rachel生孩子，于是主动提出让他俩一起住。

48.在医院里用力摇自动售货机，Phoebe问他是不是被机器吃了钱，他还很无辜的说没有，Phoebe受不了离开了，Joey继续摇机器，果然免费得到一包零食。

49.把Ross的职业填成恐龙，还打算在表格上画图画以示说明。

50.在咖啡厅到处找Mike。

51.Chandler要离开了，与大家拥抱，Joey不肯给他抱，然后走出房间的时候还故意拍倒箱子，接着趁Chandler与Monica吻别的时候把箱子偷偷拎走了。

52.Chandler在机场打电话，说了很多安慰人的话，还说I Promise，我们都以为电话那头是Monica，结果镜头一转电话那头居然是Joey。

53.Chandler回家与Monica造人，于是骗Joey他在公司不能回家，刚好Joey看见Monica穿得很性感，又听见她与男人讲话，还看见桌上的两个杯子，在Monica拒绝让他进门之后，他立马回对面打电话给Chandler，让他快点回家，还非常难以启齿的说Monica可能给他戴帽子了，然后又很仗义的说要在他家门口抓野男人。

54.去修眉的时候，很严肃地告诉店员自己叫Chandler Bin！

55.去Monica家看见Emma一个人在客厅，发现Chandler与Monica在房间造人，于是以一个大叔的姿势把Emma抱走了，还很紧张地捂Emma的耳朵，然后打算把事情告诉Rachel，威胁Chandler与Monica，除非他们的小孩继承他的姓氏，姓Joey，他就不告密，Chandler于是说，就算姓也应该姓Tribbiani，然后Joey想了半天还一副了然的样子说：“差点就被你骗了。”

56.与Emma抢企鹅玩具，Rachel说是只蠢企鹅，他还紧张地捂企鹅的耳朵。

57.给Chandler与Monica写领养孩子的推荐信，最后的签名是：袋鼠宝宝，Joey。

58.领养中心的工作人员到Monica家了解情况，为了不让Joey进门就乱遍了一套说辞，Joey以为他们在家出事了，于是拿了根棒球棍从窗户爬进了Monica家，还跟Chandler约好以后“bert”就是打暗号的意思。

59.对Chandler说：“我不介意你的粗暴对待。”

60.对着蛋糕说：“不要瞪着我。”

61.和Rachel道别的时候还挺正常的，Rachel刚转身他就准备跳楼，然后Rachel把他牵回家了。

62.和Rachel扔硬币，Rachel说：“正面我赢，反面你输。“然后他还对其他人说他真倒霉输了几十次，大家看他若有所思的样子，心想他终于发现了，结果他很激动地说，我忘了拿干洗的衣服了。

63.送给Chandler与Monica的搬家礼物是一只小鸡与一只小鸭，还给他们取名小小鸡小小鸭，回家的时候忽然发现它们不见了，于是很沮丧的说：“你们不要吓唬妈妈了。”

　　理性版：
　　世界上根本就没有正常人。每个成年人，都是背着一大筐的伤心事，一个个在现实里面无奈彷徨被命运玩弄的小人物。大家都是精神病，何必装出一副正常人的样子，你也不累。
　　独生子本来就很孤独，钱德勒从小又受了那么大的刺激，家庭对他来说哪里有什么温暖。爹妈离婚没什么，美国社会很开明，可离到这么有个性还真不多见。妈妈这么有种一个木子美，完全不顾世俗看法特立独行真是做人做得爽死了，谁管过小钱德勒心里什么感觉啊，他妈妈的放荡生活全世界都知道，妈妈跟谁都坦白得让人佩服，就是没空关心关心钱德勒。他爹不仅是个同性恋，还易装，还，还，还公开。这就算了吧。你们追求自己想要的生活就去吧，好聚好散得了，只要肯关心小孩，这些打击都不算什么。干嘛还在美国最重要的全家团聚佳节感恩节，当着小孩的面闹离婚呢？小孩子本来啥都不懂，大家都骗小孩说世界多美好，忽然看到他爹跟他家男仆跑了，真不知道这个世界上有什么好感谢的。巨大的刺激往往带来心理的重大改变。这个刺激使他开始抽烟，而且这辈子学不会好好说话了。幽默感这个东西的出现，有时竟不是为了给人带来快乐。本来人都不喜欢说谎的，有的事诚实说又要给自己带来伤害，最后不想背着良心骗人的人只好似说非说。钱德勒的冷笑话，就是自我保护的手段，当它成为一种习惯，想好好说话也做不到了。同性恋取向是遗传的，而且不是那么黑白分明，每个人身上的百分比不一样，钱德勒一直在怀疑自己的取向，而且他确实有演变成同性恋的倾向。很多很深厚的男性情谊都多少有一点这样的倾向，哪怕他们自己都没意识到或者不承认。比如马克思和恩格斯……哈哈。就是精神上深厚而纯洁的爱，虽然没有肉体的关系。比如他对乔伊常年无怨无悔的付出与包容，也多少有一点这种体现。这个倾向是可以诱导的，打个比方，如果乔伊是同性恋，那么钱德勒跟他长期相处，就可能被诱导。顺便说一句我个人认为如果一个人倾向不明显却被诱导成同性恋，是一件很不人道的事情。但是如果是他自己的选择那就ok。对此钱德勒很久都下不定选择的决心。这么一个人，你说他对家庭，对婚姻能有信任感吗？
　　可是万事都是这样矛盾。楼下老人死的那一集就很明显。一方面，钱德勒不自觉地总是跟人没什么正当理由地分手，那是因为不想走向深入的关系。貌似可以说是不想负责，可其实他是一个愿意负责的人，正是想负责的意愿才使得他不想轻易给自己一个责任可又负不起。我想说，也许不是那些早先他遇到的女孩子们不好，也不是钱德勒太挑剔，只是他们不够合适或者不是真的很有缘分。看到楼下老人孤独死去的下场，他怕了，怕那会是几十年后的自己。怕最后其他五个人都纷纷结婚了，那留下他自己可该怎么办啊，情感没有归依之处啊。一个人怕结婚成家，同时又怕孤独一生，于是两者取其轻吧，毕竟人不能这样耗下去，如果一直不结婚，最后还是要被朋友们抛弃的，当朋友们都有了家的约束，就再不会有单身时候那种友情了。小时候有这种“被抛弃感”的人，长大后恐怕更怕再次“被抛弃”吧。出于对孤独一生的恐惧使他很认真地跟一般人都受不了的的珍妮丝长期交往，纠结了那么久，但凡对钱德勒着了笔墨的感情，总是有精神投入的，他要的是情感付出，不是单纯的性关系，不然怎么会拒绝那个有老公和众多男友，可以上床而又不用负责的顶级美女呢。他并不喜欢像乔伊那样玩。乔伊过了这十年其实都并不知道什么是真正的爱情。他是个大孩子，对责任只有概念性的理解。

　　跟人比幸福比不幸本来就散发着愚蠢的气息。好吧钱德勒这种人痛苦，好像很多人还能理解。莫妮卡童年痛苦肯定就有很多人说她不识好歹无病呻吟。父母双全，家庭社会地位高，家不缺钱，还有一哥哥，还有朋友。还有人会说人家菲比吃了那么多苦都不痛苦你莫妮卡有什么好痛苦的，这话真是胡搅蛮缠。苍苍的天哪，你又不是莫妮卡，你怎么能知道她的感受呢？你凭什么要这么说啊你！人跟人不仅不能比，而且完全没有比的必要，因为每个人需要的生活本来就是不一样的。那说不定人家菲比天生就这么拽，你看人家什么时候真的动过气，面对牛人，怂人不能比！别看莫妮卡整天那么牛气哄哄的样子，你以为她想啊，还不是被逼的？菲比才是真牛呢。想干啥干啥，谁都不甩，一个孤儿，没牵挂，扔到哪里她都活得下去，还很善良，还很开心，人家就不是一个凡人！
　　莫妮卡不幸有个学习好的哥哥，结果他爹妈完全就是极其偏心她哥哥，然后极其挑剔莫妮卡。从一般人那里来讲，莫妮卡读书不算差了，知识水平文化积淀都不错，跟瑞秋菲比相比，莫妮卡读的书算大部头了，可架不住跟罗斯这种读书神童比啊。当然，第十季罗斯的黑人女友那里，罗斯也有怕比的时候，自己本来挺不错了，可人家的前男友一个是诺贝尔奖获得者，一个是两次诺贝尔奖获得者。永远有人比你拽，你要是太不服气去计较只能落个周瑜的下场吐血而亡。最郁闷的就是即使自己不想比，那架不住有人偏要比啊。爹妈天天比，你什么办法？
　　还有人站着说话不腰疼，说那都是一家人，这点事儿有什么好计较的。说这话的人太不懂事了，该隐为什么杀兄啊？你说他神经病是不是，讲这种话真是混账，就你正常就你正常就你不是神经病。父母偏心对孩子是极大的伤害。软刀子杀人不见血。她父母长期以来坚持不懈地批评她，挑剔她，最狠的就是她们讲的还是实话。偏偏是只讲坏实话，不讲点好的——或者根本不觉得有什么好的。哪说错啦？你就是学习不好嘛。你看看你哥哥。不过你也就这样了，你不是学习的料，所以算啦算啦。我们对不不抱什么希望啦。看起来这些话是不是没有杀伤力啊？哼哼，杀伤力，在于持之以恒。而且父母言行一致，行动上也诚实地表现出来他们对罗斯的偏心。小时候的莫妮卡啊，感觉不到自己被爱，一定长时间地认为自己一无是处，活在世界上真是没有一点意思啊。更不要说在学校也是自卑的丑小鸭。很难找到自我价值认同感。所以她认为，父母说的对，都是我不优秀，那我努力优秀给他们看吧。结果最后她惊喜的发现，啊，不管自己多努力，多优秀，父母都一样挑剔她，而且完全不信任她，父母在意自己的名声都可能多过于在意莫妮卡的感受。而且这种偏心竟然能坚持到她成年甚至坚持一辈子。哇哈哈哈，看看，跟父母没道理可讲！同志们以后要是杀人别用技术含量那么低的手枪，跟人家莫妮卡父母学学，只要动用大脑，一定有办法，可以轻而易举地做到害死人不偿命还能落下好名声。我真的不是开玩笑。你不知道真心坚持的力量有多大。这种力量用于做好事该有多好。人生啊真是悲凉。
　　莫妮卡后来把人生乐趣都寄托在了美食上，用美食来替代爱。谢天谢地有真心喜欢的东西了人就能活下去。后来莫妮卡成了一个大厨，谁说她比罗斯差了，不当科学家就会死啊？行行出状元啊。虽然父母还是那个样子，虽然这时候的莫妮卡事业不错身材长相都不错，但她父母还是觉得她很差劲没人要。她习惯了苛刻自己，多可怜啊这么优秀一个人把自己苛刻的不像样子，搞的她天天为朋友们做那么多事情还不落好。尤其是一旦父母再挑剔她，这个刺激就让她想当场崩溃。在父母面前她容易不相信自己。我真心觉得莫妮卡少见她父母为好，别刺激她她就是正常人。
　　莫妮卡这种人实在是出力不讨好。那么要强一个人，你让她去玩去睡大觉她不愿意。你不让她管事她急的慌。六人行，六个人怎么聚起来的？他们关系的核心其实就是莫妮卡啊。friends的第一个镜头就是莫妮卡为中心的咖啡厅沙发，全剧第一句台词，也是出自她之口。莫妮卡不自觉的成了一个管家婆，让大家成为了一个开开心心的小圈子，天天打扫卫生还做好吃的给大家吃，过节的时候莫妮卡就办聚会，弄一桌子菜。可是大家还是忍不住嫌她挑剔，恨不得说：你也别做了你也别苛刻了我们看着都受不了。唉。
　　你问我这些问题怎么解决？我说时间累积太久了的问题，那就算了吧，接受她吧。让她教育下一代的时候注意就好了。问题最好就别出现，要解决就在能解决的时候解决，时间长了就不能解决了。
　　唉。谁比谁可怜啊，大家都一样，但是我们这些曾经的可怜人还是可以开开心心过日子的。大家都是折翼的天使，拥抱着互相取暖吧。你说莫妮卡强势不好，你说女子不该那么强势。你说钱德勒消极不好，你说他应该积极。可是他们改不了，太久了这些问题，太久了就不能变了已经定型了。其实性格这东西，无所谓好不好，只有合适不合适。钱德勒不能说说就改变他对婚姻的消极态度，要是一个温柔的女孩子跟他谈恋爱最后很可能还是闹翻或者和平分手。要不是莫妮卡这么强势，要不是莫妮卡最后肯向钱德勒求婚，这两个人，仅凭相爱，怎么会保证抓得住自己真正的幸福呢？
　　钱德勒和莫妮卡的相处之中才真正完成了性格的转化。真爱使人成熟，并且越来越打心眼里懂得负责。这是不自觉的过程，也是一个长期的过程，因为童年经历而产生的性格基础是不能一下子扭转的。基于对婚姻的恐惧，中间就有过数次钱德勒试图逃离。莫妮卡预定教堂的时候就把钱德勒吓着了，莫妮卡好一番解释；赌场那一次，也是几乎要结婚，最后却没有，反而竟然罗斯瑞秋莫名其妙结婚了。最后接近婚礼的时候他还逃婚，罗斯他们几个把他给逮了，阴差阳错的命运真是百转千回而又有趣，钱德勒是以为莫妮卡怀孕才没再逃的。真正的感情，想来总是这样的，似乎是注定，却要走这么多曲折；如此曲折，却如同冥冥中一直往这个方向。

　　感性版：
　　关于莫妮卡，相信在中国，很多人也曾经有过这种感觉，就是在工作中朋友中能得到承认甚至可能是很高的评价，可就是父母总责怪，家人面前反而没自信。承受不了父母期待，自己明明努力了，可怎么做都做不到父母满意，于是又愧疚，又无力，又委屈。甚至可能会演变成见到父母就变得神经敏感。
　　钱德勒我理解，可理解的没那么深，因为缺乏理解的基础。比如他的有同性恋的倾向，我同情一些善良正直的同性恋，可我还是很不明白那是怎么一回事儿，不过我也不想太明白哈哈。
　　好在我的问题还没她那么严重，我妈虽然不夸我但是后来我明白她承认我，而且不是不爱我。所以我的问题还可以解决，曾经的心理折磨，经由自我认可和调理就变得没什么了。
　　每个人心里都有不同人的影子。我心底其实不是莫妮卡，反而有点瑞秋。没心没肺。而且我性格还比瑞秋好，很多时候可以很好脾气，因为我不计较。 而且还有点菲比，有些时候可以自然而然顺从本心，不那么计较社会评价。相信大家看的时候也会感觉到自己身上有不同角色的不同方面，这样才会更有共鸣吧！
　　人与人的关系就是这么有意思。有的人就是合得来。我想如果我有个莫妮卡这样的室友我肯定很爽。她打扫屋子，她做好吃的给我吃，而且随便我点菜，我点啥她做啥，屁颠屁颠跑可快了。她管我我由着她去就行了，反正干活儿的人又不是我而是她。我只需要做一件事，她就会特别特别爽，那就是不断地真诚的承认她，因为她太缺这玩意了！我整天夸她她就会很满足，就会觉得做这些事情做的特起劲儿。我不用干活，我只需要真诚地说：好吃！怎么这么好吃！太好吃了！屋子怎么这么干净！怎么这么井井有条！这个椅子买的好！莫妮卡你真漂亮！你这件衣服哪里买的好衬你的气质啊！莫妮卡你们餐厅经营的太好了！你怎么这么聪明啊！我都不会做饭！我天生在这方面就笨我做的饭我自己都咽不下去，唉，真佩服你！
　　我再偶尔主动洗个碗，莫妮卡同学就会觉得我是世界上最好的人，不夸张。
　　关键是，我跟她说的，也都是真心的，不是假的。我还可以偶尔提点意见，她会认真听取，下次做的更好吃。所以我就没欺负她，我从来不欺负人。
　　人际关系就是这样的嘛，时间久了大家还会在各方面高高兴兴互相帮助。耍什么心机呢，有必要吗。

有没有那么一部电视剧能让你反反复复翻来覆去就那样不闲腻的循环看着。

friends，完完整整的看过不下4遍吧，下载看，在线看，买碟看，在宿舍食饭时也会随便点开哪集遍吃遍看遍发出可怕笑声，如果恰好遇到monica做感恩节大餐真是会馋的流口水。

似乎看老友记已成为生活的一部分，闲着无聊时就会翻出几集来看看，就算剧情、台词、笑点都已熟烂于心，还是能让我捧腹让我感动。有时真的好希望自己也是他们中的一员，一起坐在central perk的沙发上喝着咖啡吃着松饼闲聊八卦，一起哭一起笑一起成长。

记得第一次看最后一季时，越看越不舍，因为看完一集就少一集，看最后一集时无意外的一人稀里哗啦的哭的不可收拾。不想结束不要结束，我还想和你们一起过二十年三十年四十年....

我不想你们就那样搬出了公寓各奔东西，我要你们还是邻居还是能时常在一起胡闹，一起分享喜悦一起排解麻烦。我还想看Rachel和ross的宝宝同Monica和Chandler的两个baby一同玩耍一同长大，Phoebe结了婚也快会有孩子了吧，也要和他们一起，还想看Joey制造笑料，虽然就你没成家，可没事Chandler会养你的，还想看你们一起过感恩节圣诞节，还想看着你们生活着生活中琐碎的事。

有这么一出戏叫老友记，要一直一直看下去的戏，在我有生之年都不会结束的戏。

不能结束，I will be there for you...

《老友记》从1994年开始，浮沉十年，于2004年落下帷幕，在钱德勒那一句“Where”真正远离所有人而去。在这十年，《老友记》从始至终都以世外桃源般的环境和基调为基准，为世人奉献难以跨越的情景喜剧巅峰。

我想无需我再赘述《老友记》的伟大和经典，这无异于废话，所以我要说的只是看完这236集的无限感慨和唏嘘叹惋。

《老友记》的开头只能算是合格的水准，开头有好几次镜头的切换，但终究是几个面貌相当青涩的年轻人在那说着拐弯抹角的笑话和就算放到今日我大天朝的电视台也算得上大尺度的台词，直到詹妮弗安妮斯顿穿着婚纱走入这间在未来印在所有人心上的中央咖啡馆。

然后，老友重逢，互帮互助，相扶相持、共度十年。

嗯？就那么结束了吗？

当然不是！

之所以这是美国甚至世界历史上伟大的电视剧，当然不是因为各种处心积虑的笑话和啼笑皆非的故事情节。伟大，是因为老友们的诚意和友谊、是因为十年的不离不弃、是因为超然于真实生活的感人情感牵挂。

综合来看，六人的关系相当复杂：罗斯和莫妮卡是兄妹，莫妮卡、瑞秋、钱德勒、罗斯是同学，菲比曾经蒙面抢劫过罗斯，罗斯和瑞秋是一对分分合合有过孩子的不确定恋人，钱德勒曾经以大学生和乐队主唱的身份吻过瑞秋，乔伊因为那位古怪的老房客对一位龙套的一句“I’m the roommate of chandler”入住了公寓，乔伊曾经和瑞秋互相暗恋过后来纯粹为了剧情新鲜弹了一段在如今看来莫名其妙的恋爱，乔伊曾和菲比的孪生姐妹厄休拉谈过恋爱后来作罢。这些关系，大多是在后几季慢慢展开，有的是为了增加喜剧效果，有的则是为了增长篇幅。

不过，无论扯出怎样的复杂关系，六人的友谊始终未曾真正动摇过。即使钱德勒给乔伊戴过绿帽子，即使菲比抢劫过罗斯，即使瑞秋抢过莫妮卡的心上人，都不能阻挡他们彼此关爱走过艰难岁月和欢乐时光。《老友记》的伟大在于它能够给人以诚挚的感情而且不让人觉得矫情和做作，反而让人对真正的友情、爱情、亲情及一切推动人类进步的动人感情产生无可抗拒的向往和依赖，当我们看到搬出共浴又再归来的乔伊和钱德勒相拥时的场景再配上观众尖叫的声音是不是真的有点泪水似要决堤的冲动呢？

十年时光，铁打的年华，流水的人