看完《生活大爆炸》，立即宣布sheldon是我滴小新欢，手机来电也换成了片头曲HOHO！原来有这么符合我口味的美剧真好！看这部剧几乎是从头笑到尾，不得不佩服编剧大神的强大功力。喜欢Sheldon这样滴高智商人士，简单粗暴非常之好。
这四个人有着完全属于自己的生存环境，随口说出的高深词汇都有着独一无二的特殊意义。他们会花费脑筋搞出一大堆别人看起来莫名其妙的东西，原因就是"Because we can"。他们以互相打击讽刺为乐，率真可爱。 关键时刻虽然可以挺身而出，不过肚子里都打着自己的小算盘。早就已经厌倦了泛道德化，把一切微小的细节都可以拉到一定的道德高度。看我家的Sheldon多好，完全生存在自己的逻辑里。就是IQ高点EQ应该是负数吧。重要的是那三个还能理解着陪在身边。某集中，PENNY也疑惑为什么Sheldon还有朋友，另三个人的答案也没有走温情路线。朋友就是看透你还能在身边的阿。Sheldon会为了保守秘密搬出去住，因为他不会说谎。这样算不算有点小温馨呢。他也会为了证明自己是最聪明滴而离开朋友自己组团，这样是不是欠扁呢？！遵守着共同的游戏规则，因为彼此有相似的地方才会走到一起。看着他们不约而同穿着闪电侠的衣服出现真是笑喷。很多东西（as 那个多普勒效应的衣服还有时光机器）只有内部流通，这样沟通起来多方便阿人生最大的麻烦就是解释。我也想要拿着星战光剑当电灯玩，再用完美的物理和逻辑知识指出电影里的BUG哈哈快哉！其实那个Howard，我也是比较欣赏的。主要是被他那句“洗个痛快澡”彻底雷翻。然后就不时看到他现各种莫明的外语。印度男还是挺可爱的，他妈妈好年轻阿＝＝美国都可以无线上网的吗？！可以搬着苹果的本本到处晃真好阿！Leonard就没什么好说的了，剧情需要！和那个女科学家的戏比较有看头。
看FRIENDS时最爱的是chanlder，尤其萌他和Joey在一起。现在这四个人真是过之而无不及阿。人生本来就是个冷笑话，那么就让我们冷并雷着，幸福的生活吧。

大爆炸从第一季一直追到第十季，被我自己感动了 超喜欢这几个人组合，缺一不可大家庭，耳朵艾米进展虽然慢但感情特别纯，不知道能不能看到高智商baby出生哈哈，想看耳朵当爸爸，lenerd 和penny 终于结婚，也是天造地设逗比夫妇哈哈，haword和伯纳黛特比较高颜值，好温馨，哈沃尔德就要当爸爸了，生了个小公主，幸福的一家，印度小伙儿每次找的女朋友的超级漂亮啊可是他居然东挑西挑，最终单身狗一只，注孤生啊，可能还是没找到对的人，喜欢这一大家子，据说还有第11季？期待，会一直追下去

（若干阅读者表示，是Caltech大学不是MIT。特此在文首更正下。
正文就不更正了，因为最初看的时候确实没在意，二来，MIT真押韵）

演员们个个肢体柔软、眼波生动、言语自然，剧集巨澎湃、巨萌、巨科学。

《奋斗》里只有一个“才华洋溢”的陆涛，《the Big Bang Theory》讲的却是漫山遍野智商超群的高材生。随便抓个看门房的老大爷，也是偷渡到美国的前苏联物理学精英。

《越狱》中撕脚飞永远只有一个便秘难受的装酷表情，《the Big Bang Theory》主角却是无论刚强或柔软，都教人揪心揪肺笑得喘不过气的“吴彦祖”。

《英雄》里的群像太过单薄，只有hiro和克莱尔具有吸引人的自身魅力。但在《the Big Bang Theory》里的每一个演员，都是会跳艳舞的三文鱼，鲜动灵活，活宝万分。

也许以上的比较有些无聊。但同样是女生底裤，在车模妹妹们的偶然一露，与pub勾搭来的mm进浴室后搭在陈衣篓边的那一条，肯定让人感觉完全不同。



“这是一部为全球化时代宅男量身定做的剧集。故事从土摩托A和土摩托B一起为了扩展家中宽带，双双走上卖精赚钱之路开始。这样的开头，立刻会让广大的文艺青年们想起关于余华的《许三观卖血记》，唤醒欢欢爱好者们记忆中阅读过的护士yy文。但总之，blogger和宅男们会很快发现，这就是关于他们自己的故事，土摩托作为主角，完美地演绎了这一切。而且，这里有很多土摩托，各种各样的土摩托，漫山遍野都是。”

——Stephent Sing 《TIMES》NO KaOpu专栏作者



“超越幻想的真实！土摩托与电车男制造、养殖出了一群足以成为他们死敌的、噩梦一般的孩子，可怕的是，他们都在MIT!

注意：没有蓝幕镜头，也没有光学工魔。”

——Ziiirqz 豆瓣 美剧长老议事会秘书


在过去的几天里，我将这部剧集推荐给身边的一些朋友，不太开心的是，总有一些家伙会这样回复，“真无聊。我建议你去看看那部《行星：地球》，多么浩瀚的场景，多么蓬勃的生命力！”

我还是应该放弃将这部片子推荐给所有人的努力。我只是随便打开土豆上这部片子的豆单，从第一分钟起，一直笑到第十四集结束——从深夜两点到早上七点，喷出的口水泅湿了我整床被子。

这是一部关于mit的高材生，与一个金发爆乳女做邻居之后的故事。


两个智商高于360的家伙，如果还具有电车男的宅男气质：玩《光晕》、玩《魔兽世界》、看《太空堡垒卡拉狄加》……再加上常来串门的另两位同学：自诩情圣和语言天才的工程学硕士，和在女人面前便无法说话的印度人。这个无敌的四人组合，他们宅在一起的时候爆发出来的无敌笑料，精彩到让我如今想要用文字来推荐，但都不知道从哪里写起。

妙到颠毫的片子。倾情推荐。

以前看剧的时候总习惯记录一下生活中可能会用到的表达，传在这儿方便自己利用碎片时间有空就练练~

谢谢大家，不用给我点赞，不想被顶上去影响别人看到正经剧评

S01E01

非常想…，渴求：I do yearn for Sth

为…生气/烦：be mad/upset about Sth

生你的气：I’m mad at you. (S03E06)

需要扩大社交圈：We need to widen our circle.

当我压力大时，When I’m undergoing stress,

就当在自己家一样：Make yourself at home.

不急：Take your time.

影响你的性格：affect your personality

抱歉把你拖下水了：I’m so sorry I dragged you through this.

抱歉你被牵扯进来：I’m sorry you got dragged into this. (S04E17)

和…建立关系：establish a relationship with Sb

…可以吗？Is Sth okay with you?

S01E02

我有打扰吗？Am I interrupting?

备用钥匙：spare key

毋庸置疑，It is well established that ….

增加/减少…的几率：increase/lower the odds of doing …

几率几乎为零：The odds of that happening is practically zero. (S02E20)

屋子乱：messy

合理的解释：a reasonable explanation as to why +句子

我好奇为什么：I'm curious as to why +句子 (S04E03)

我睡得很好：I slept deeply and well.

显著提高生活质量：It’ll be a measurable enhancement to our quality of life.

S01E03

我考虑到…了。I’ve taken Sth into account.

晕车：get car sick

呕吐：throw up = vomit

呕吐物：the throw-up (S05E18)

S01E04

回到过去：go into the past

工作取得了重大进展：His work has made an amazing leap forward.

一次买一个月的量：purchase Sth one-month supply at a time

八天量的食物和水：an eight-day supply food and water (S03E21)

在日历上做记录：mark the calendar

炒蛋：scrambled eggs

谢谢你这么快过来：Thanks for coming on such short notice.

S01E06

逊毙了：be suck at doing/Sth

太丢脸了：That was absolutely humiliating.

我没听懂：I’m not following.

S01E07

冲一碗麦片：pour Sb a bowl of cereal / a cup of tea

吃剩的打包：take the leftovers home

意大利面没吃完剩下了：There is pasta left over. (S02E09)

我快被你逼疯了：You are driving me crazy!

找到折衷办法/中间立场：find a middle ground

拜金男/女：a gold digger

S01E08

把你的联系方式给我：give me your contact information

是常态，很普遍：be the norm

一反常态：a departure from the norm

朗朗上口的曲调：catchy tunes

我搞砸了：I've screwed it up. / I've blown it.

周五(时间)可以：Friday works for me.

熟能生巧：The key to acquiring proficiency is repetition.

正在经历困境：Sb is going through some difficulty

练习调酒：practice mixing drinks

续杯：a refill

引起我强烈的共鸣：I relate to sth/sb quite strongly.

梳头：comb one's hair

撩妹：pick up girls

S01E09

我起鸡皮疙瘩了：I’ve got goose bumps.

有点吵：It’s a little loud.

扔掉某物：throw Sth out / throw away Sth

我马上回来：I’ll be right back.

我马上过去：I’ll be right there.(S02E08)

在那边：They are right over there (by Sth) (S02E13)

没想到会有这么多人：I wasn’t expecting such a crowd.

跳过这个部分：skip over the part

旋转木马：merry-go-round

让我想起…：It started me thinking about Sth

正如我反复解释的那样…：As I’ve explained repeatedly, …

从那开始就急转直下了：It was straight downhill from there.

剪指甲/趾甲：cut my fingernails/toenails

为图片加上标题/说明：caption a picture

S01E10

得出结论：have/reach/draw a conclusion based on Sth

退出：drop out (of school or a race)

真幸运：What a lucky break!

参加一个研讨会：attend a symposium on …

凌晨两点：two o'clock in the morning

叫醒某人：wake Sb up

没心情做…：be in no state of mind to do

有一个全新的心态：get into a whole new state of mind

我该怎么做？What am I supposed to do?

我该说什么？What was I supposed to say?

那我应该怎么说？How else was I supposed to say it? (S02E19)

伤害某人：hurt one’s feelings

社交礼节：social protocol

你有没有意识到…？Are you aware that + 句子

我以前不知道：I was not aware of that.

向下滚动到....：scroll down to Sth

强项：strong suit

细节决定成败：The success or failure of Sth turns on details.

让我免于…的尴尬：spare me the embarrassment of …

编谎话：make up the story about Sth

祝演出成功：Break a leg!

替你善后：clean up after your mess

我感觉自己是个局外人，无法融入…：I've often felt like an outsider, never really fitting in…

S01E11

擤鼻子：blow one’s nose

在杯底：on the bottom

我鼻塞得严重：I'm very congested.

死胡同：a dead end

研究失败了：My research ran into a dead end. (S03E04)

S01E12

放大镜：a magnifying glass

S01E13

门卫：caretaker [英] / janitor [美]

坐在前排：sit / take a seat in the front row

现在比分显示：The score now stands: Team 1 XXX, Team 2 XXX

S01E14

太便宜了：It’s a tremendous bargain.

基本原则：ground rules

我滑倒擦伤了膝盖：I slipped and skinned my knee.

我滑倒了：I slipped and fell. (S02E12)

撮合Sb1和Sb2：fix/set Sb1 up with Sb2

把你打晕：knock you unconscious

你为什么心烦？What’s bothering you?

收拾行李：pack up (your things)

下决心，决定了：make up one's mind

我已经决定了：My mind is made up.

摆脱过去，开始新生活：get rid of all of it and move on with my life

S01E15

招志愿者：look for volunteers

谢谢你跑一趟：Thank you for coming by.

在高峰时段：in rush hour

滑板车：scooter

戴头盔：wear a helmet [ˈhelmɪt]

不理…：ignore Sb

去做指甲：go and get my nails done

别管，别插手：back off

我能和你单独谈谈吗？Can I talk/speak to you for a minute alone / in private?

尴尬，难为情：be embarrassed about Sth

不是什么尴尬的事：Sth is nothing to be embarrassed about.

没什么好尴尬的：There is nothing to be embarrassed about. (S03E01)

魅不可挡：incredibly attractive

绕路：take a detour [ˈdiːtʊə]

泡妞：hit on her

错失良机：miss a big opportunity

药效退了：The medication is wearing off.

传阅某物：pass Sth around/round

S01E16

陷入僵局：be/reach a stalemate ['steɪl.meɪt]

把…刮掉：scrape Sth off (Sth) [skreɪp]

星座：horoscope [ˈhɒrəˌskəʊp]

我们没有…的交集：We have no overlapping areas of Sth.

闲聊打发时间：pass the time with some chitchat

他说得很清楚…：He made it very clear + 句子

声明一下(强调要点以引起注意)：For the record, …

蒙着眼睛：blindfolded / with the eyes covered

全新的：be in mint condition / mint-condition Sth

限量版：a limited edition (+ Sth) [ɪ'dɪʃn]

送礼物：I got Sb Sth

刮奖券：lottery scratchers ['skrætʃə]

设定基调：set the tone for Sth

改变基调：change the tone of Sth

无线路由器：wireless router [ˈruːtə]

冲着…吼：yell at sb

遭受童年创伤：experience childhood traumas

有童年阴影：have childhood issues (S03E07)

你了解这个吗？Do you know anything about this stuff?

填表：fill out the form

过敏：be allergic to Sth / have an allergic reaction to Sth

创可贴：a Band-Aid

找停车位：find a parking spot

(兼卖化妆品和某些日用品的)药店：a chemist's [英] / drugstore [美]

拖住某人：stall Sb (a little longer)

完全忘了：I completely forgot.

S01E17

去死吧，自恋狂：Drop dead, you self-centered bastard!

碎得修不好了：It's smashed beyond repair.

感情无法挽回了：The relationship is broken beyond repair.

我要过去：I'm going over there.

我要去…：I'm going over to + 地点

有什么好解释的？What is there to explain?

你真棒：good for you

换个话题：change the subject

掷骰子：roll the dice

掷出二：roll 2

缠绕着…：Sth1 be wrapped around Sth2

随便选一个：pick one at random

把沙发顺时针旋转30度：rotate the couch clockwise 30 degrees

找一时的乐子：look for a fling

脑中浮现了…的画面：The image of … comes to mind.

集中看《生活大爆炸》的一个后果是，我最近又开始温习量子物理的那些观念故事。与薛定谔猫类似的还有两个，一个是光的波粒二相性，另一个是海森堡的测不准原理。前者开始理解的时候如同说一个人既是男又是女那般诡异，后者如同说行驶中的汽车不能同时确定它的位置和速度。量子物理之所以为大众所难以理解，不仅因为它们充满了背离常识的悖论，而且因为这些学说本身如同精神病人的臆想，难以琢磨。比如，把世界的本源例子想象为各种不同频率的震动的弦，就是《生活大爆炸》里面Sheldon的学派坚持的观点，或者坚信空间和时间在无限细分后都是有缝隙的绿豆状，就是Sheldon的对手Leslie相信的
圈量子理论。两派的对立，如同当年的日心说和地心说，属于宗教战争。恰是因为量子力学研究的范围不是我们熟悉的宏观世界，而是超级大的宇观世界，或超级下的微观量子世界，量子力学的所有理论都有某种模糊性和猜想特质。象弦理论和圈量子理论这类逻辑，还不知道什么时候有求证的可能。
对于普通人来说，这些学说的意义不象IT这种实用技术那么容易感知，不过了解这些量子物理的模糊观念对我产生一个好处，就是对现实产生一种疏离的超越感。要知道，马克思写书的时候参考的东西还是牛顿力学，刚刚去世的萨缪尔森的经典经济学，还在把世界看作是一个精密的仪器，目前统治世界的政治领导人，总体来说还在用王国的方式管理国家，虽然竞选的时候号称是民主的模式。面对2000年以后这个被技术与全球化量子化的世界，他们其实体现了某种观念上的无能，就是对不确定性的恐惧。七十年代，有个物理学家写了一本书叫《物理学之道》，讲述了量子物理和东方哲学的某些观念的相似之处，这也似乎预见了量子化的时代为什么很多人会潜心东方哲学。对于普通人来说，通过量子物理和东方哲学的模糊观念软化一下自己的偏执，变得不那么神经质和Mean, 算是解决知识焦虑症的良药，这个过程，可以从看《生活大爆炸》开始。

作为friends的坚定拥趸，很少关注其它喜剧，但这部片子的题材实在很难让人拒绝。好在时间都不长，一集就20分钟，很容易就看完了第一季，现在已经巴巴地望着下一季了。

星战，太空堡垒，时间机器，matrix，终结者，魔兽世界，哈比人，halo，评论音轨，导演剪辑版，看到这些理工科宿舍的关键词，只能说，非常亲切。

印象比较深刻的有：

Leonard同学为了告别过去，拥抱新生活，决心将珍藏的模型和影音书籍送人时，那决绝的表情，还有义正辞严的呵斥“不要靠近！否则我将把包装打开”……真是太有爱了。

几个人凑钱在ebay上买了一个原比例的时间机器回来，很拉风。

Penny玩halo居然比sheldon都好，跟monica似的，难道女人的运动细胞真的有那么强悍？完全不符合经验规律~~~

猥琐男Howard Wolowitz，赢了physics bowl（物理碗）之后，跪地脱衣，搭配《we are the champion》……

nerd们通过网络将控制信号发送出去，经过卫星、不同大陆的网关，延迟1秒多再回到家来，将一盏灯熄灭，这么做的理由是“we can”。

“吴彦祖”Sheldon同学的自负：“火箭科学家？火箭科学家？你为什么不告诉他我是金门大桥上收费的？火箭科学家？太丢人了”，以及他的中文：“哎呀，吓死我了”、“猛牛在我床上，很多很多蒙牛”（朋友在我车上，很多很多朋友），还有它的多普勒效应外套。


---------------------花絮的分隔线--------------------

第九集里面Howard用手机把Leonard和Sheldon在理论物理论坛上打架的视频拍了下来，传到了youtube上，然后被两个中国人看到。
而这段视频在youtube上的确有，而且从视角来应该是Howard拍摄的原版，里面还有Rajesh同学无辜的大头……
《Physicists Gone Wild》
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JwsRg6h28c

--------------------完整版主题曲---------------------

Barenaked ladies - "History of Everything"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItIdeKg5kt4

歌词
THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

来自silenthill的rap化翻译：

宇宙曾经又粘又烫
140亿年前炸变了样
地球变得不那么烫
自养生物却闹开了炕
穴居带着发明工具出来溜趟
那比得了我们的长城壮
也比不了金字塔强
数学 自然科学 历史 让神秘变了样
一切都是大爆炸制造的（景）象
其实人类（历史）很渺小
星系唱完这支歌就得叫：嗷~（玩完鸟）
元素形成比微秒过完还早
全世界两足动物站起来鸟
恐龙不得不说：靠！（玩完鸟）
突变也变成了空套
他们数量越来越少（pp都成了化石翘）（源自鸡翘）
大洋和泛古陆相交
回见吧，不想走你的老套

----------第一季各集名字（物理名词风格）和剧情概要---------

E01: "Pilot"
Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
E02: "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
E03: "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
Leonard asks a woman out after he finds out that Penny is seeing someone.
E04: "The Luminous Fish Effect"
Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
E05: "The Hamburger Postulate"
Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
E06: "The Middle-Earth Paradigm"
Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
E07: "The Dumpling Paradox"
With Wolowitz AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
E08: "The Grasshopper Experiment"
Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
E09: "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between he and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.
E10: "The Loobenfeld Decay"
Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.
E11: "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick—and avoiding him as a result—Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.
E12: "The Jerusalem Duality"
With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.
E13: "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team, hoping to prove he's superior.
E14: "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.
E15: "The Porkchop Indeterminacy"
The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.
E16: "The Peanut Reaction"
Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
E17: "The Tangerine Factor"
Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.

为什么谢尔顿那么麻烦还有朋友？为什么四人能一直是朋友？
其实谢尔顿只是在四个人当中行为显得特别怪而已，说性格缺陷的话，莱纳德有恋母情结，在家庭的学习压力底下成长导致自卑感极强。霍华德自幼家庭破碎导致心理年龄长不大，因为他潜意识里，童年是最快乐的，从泡妞手法的低级和幼稚的行为等方面可以看出他内心的孤独已经使他接近失常。拉杰出身富豪之家，但由于兄弟姐妹多，父母也是婚姻不美满的人，他个人偏向爱慕妈妈，在缺少手足情和父爱的环境下令他一开始几乎不敢和亲人以外的女性说话。而拯救他们心灵的人，就是谢尔顿。
或者正因为谢尔顿童年没有朋友，使他对友情格外敏感，就像孩子怕玩具被人抢走一样，谢尔顿幼稚地遵守着一条条朋友的理论规则，甚至发明了不合理的舍友协议，起初应该是为了保护自己的利益，但想深一层，每次都是莱纳德不想理他的时候他才出示协议，就像瑞士滑雪那次，莱纳德通宵工作不愿载谢尔顿上下班那次等等，他害怕朋友抛下自己了才出示来威吓，实际上朋友愿意继续忍受他的怪癖的时候，他才放心地重新展现笑容。
谢尔顿对朋友的真实，是解救莱纳德等人心灵的药引，也是他们一起疯狂而从不感到厌倦的理由。

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
140亿年前终于爆了炸 等着瞧...
The Earth began to cool,
地球开始降温
The autotrophs began to drool,
自养生物来起哄
Neanderthals developed tools,
穴居人发明工具
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
我们建长城（我们建金字塔）
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That all started with the big bang!
一切由大爆炸开始


"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
其实人类历史没有多久
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
元素在微秒间便形成了
The bipeds stood up straight,
两足动物直立行走
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
恐龙都得认命了
They tried to leap but they were late
想要突变 没来得及
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
就死光光了（pp都冻成了化石）


The oceans and pangea
大洋和泛古陆
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
拜拜 才不想学你
Set in motion by the same big bang!
都是爆炸惹的祸
It all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始


It's expanding ever outward but one day
宇宙向外膨胀 但有一天
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
星球会反方向运动
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
向内坍塌 反正我们不在了 不会觉得疼
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸


Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
南方古猿肯定不爽我们
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪 （我们现在捉电脑病毒了）
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
宗教 天文 e百科 旧约申命记
It all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始


Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
音乐 神化 爱因斯坦 占星术
It all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始
It all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始