ep8

Manny: I realized I let my childhood slip away. Look at Luke here, making one big straw out of three. Never change Luke, I really thought it was too late for me. But watching all you acting like children, it hit me — I’ve got plenty of time left to be a kid.

ep9

I know it hurts now, sweetheart, but that’s how you know it was a relationship worth having.

ep13

如何向撞见父母做爱的孩子们解释这件事情

ep17

Jay - Gloria

When I go, I want you to know it’s okay if you marry someone else.

I know.

Because I want you to be happy.

I’ll be happy.

You’re driving me crazy on purpose, right?

Jay, I’m not going to marry anyone else.

That’s what you say now, but no one know what the future holds. So I want you to have this.

Look at this, an empty coffee can. Do you know what men used to buy me?

When I go, toss me in the fire, sweep my ashes, stick’em in that. Cause I don’t care if it’s in the wall or in the ground, just as long as I end up with you.

J: It’s perfect. Jay Pritchett sitting on the mantel in the old coffee can. That will drive the putz crazy. And I like that. Hhhhhhh!

ep20

Claire担心 多动症会影响他的正常成长。

Claire - Phil

What an amazing kid! I can’t believe I ever worried about him out in the world. That’s what I do, though, isn’t it? I worry. I think about a little, tiny thing and then I obsess on it, until, suddenly, it’s the only thing I can think about. God, please don’t let me screw up my son.

You know why else she’s gonna be okay? Because somewhere out there is a worried little girl who’s making lists and labeling bins, and he’s gonna find her.

ep21

Mothers’ day

The perfect mom. A tablespoon of love, one cup of warmth, add one heart, softened. serves one boy. 175 pounds of tenderness.

by Jay Francis Pritchett, age nine

E01
[Phil]
The art of the sale is all about what you leave out.
"83 classic wagon; (tough to find parts)
They don't make them like this anymore; (for legal reasons)
Enjoyed for many years by one happy family; (of raccoons)"

I'm kidding. Acutually... actually, it did make us happy for a long time.
It's gonna be tough to say goodbye.
It always is.
Nobody loves change.
But, part of life is learning to let things go.

E03
[Jay]
There's nothing mystical about an earthquake.
Pressure builds, and it's released.
And you just hope there's not too much damage.
But it makes you realize what matters.
And for me, that's my family.

E04
[Claire]
Sometimes I just think my job is to make sure you guys don't fall on your faces.
[Phil]
That's hard job in the Dumphy house.
We fall a lot.
Maybe your real job is to be the person who picks us back up.
Nobody does that better than you.

E08
[Manny]
Good afternoon. Thanks for coming.
It's so nice to spend my birthday surrounded by so many smiling faces.
I was almost too depressed to come today. I realized I let my childhood slip away.
I really thought it was too late for me. But watching all of you acting like children, it hit me -- I've got plenty of time left to be a kid.
Anyway, happy birthday to me.

故事的结局Phil用图上的方法，肯定了Claire所做的一切，成功地哄好了Claire； Mitch把两只猴子和一只熊猫的故事写完，将Lily的姓改成Tucker-Pritchett，和Cam重归于好； Jay放弃了把骨灰放在墓园的想法决定让Gloria把骨灰装在咖啡罐里带在身边。 三个家庭又从冲突走向团圆，就好像我们和家人争吵以后还是会想办法去和解。 我想，这集告诉我的道理是，爱可以是不同的样子，爱可以是任何样子，爱是改变，爱是妥协。

Manny真是太少年老成了，逆境出人材啊，Glorious不知是喜是忧。

随着三个孩子的成长，Clair和Phill家也是大小事不断，艾丽克斯因为自己没有朋友而苦恼，Haily担心自己因为Alex不善交际而被耻笑，呆头呆脑的luke去招惹看起来很凶其实很善良的邻居，可怜的Clair经常被逼的insane，好脾气一定是被温润的岁月滋养出来的。

生活中的小事中往往存在一些大道理。

记忆犹新的是，Phill对在Haily分手后跟她说的一句话，“I know it hurts now, sweetheart,but that's how you know it was a relationship worth having."虽然生命中存在一切可能，但总有一些时候，我们需要妥协，去承受它带来的痛苦。Move on and let it go, that't the best way to treature it.

米切尔和Cam决定再领养一个男孩，却遭到了Lilly强烈的阻挠，是Cam太宠爱她了还是从米切尔身上传承了他不会share的坏习惯？争执开始了。。

培养孩子这件事真的好不容易，我开始怀疑whether I can be a good parent.

这部剧对于我来说是治愈的，看这剧之前，我感到很浮躁，心里很慌，但却不知道在慌什么，做什么事情都没有耐心。看剧的时候，我渐渐平静下来，心里很暖和。果然，对于我来说，世界上没有比家人更重要的了。我喜欢他们的每一次家庭聚会，增进感情，解除矛盾，想到我自己的家庭聚会，我却经常因为亲人的唠叨而感到不耐，这确实是很不应该的，因为我明明知道他们是爱我的呀

记一些，当你不断的，吸取到一些你认为很正能量的一些东西。不知不觉，我看完了两季的《摩登家庭》。这部是一部很简单的家庭喜剧，当然，也很典型，很典型的一部经典美剧。我极力推荐这部剧，它所带来的一些，生活中的影响力，对我而言甚至多于《老爸老妈浪漫史》带给人的一种对生活美好的向往。如果仅仅是带给人一种向往，就不足以称得上经典，《摩登家庭》带给人的是对生活无限的包容与宽容。当你能真正的融入，家庭带给你的包袱与爱，负担与欢乐，这才能使你真正爱上你的生活。
活在这个时代的我们，是不是都太小气了？感情上小气，钱财上小气，我们把自己一直以来都在努力争取的东西都死死地攒在自己的怀里，一点点的付出就足以让人原形毕露。我们不愿去接受离自己的期望低了一点点的东西，我们只想着“恩还好我在这件事上没付出多少，幸好，不然我得亏了”，总是这么说，总是这么想。于是想着想着，就远远偏离了当初我们努力奋斗想要把自己想要的东西变成自己的东西时自己心里的那股期望。勿忘初心，勿忘初心，这句话总是那么歇斯底里的在嘲讽着自己越走越偏。
《摩登家庭》里，外公和外婆离婚了，取了一个比自己小20岁的哥伦比亚的美丽女子，同时女方还有着一个和爷爷的孙女一个年龄段的儿子。舅舅是同性恋，和一个男人在一起同时还领养了一个越南的小女孩作为他们的宝宝。而自己的家庭，爸爸妈妈有着三个孩子，大姐二姐三弟。的确是一个摩登家庭，把这个社会里总被人讨论来去的那些问题全部一起在这个家庭里出现。当然，也不是说他们的家庭里没有矛盾，而是他们一步步的把矛盾解决了，一步步的让这个家庭更加充满爱。他们以他们的家庭为傲，而不是认为家庭里正好就遇到了社会里不容易被人接受的问题，就退缩了，就彼此猜忌了，就彼此厌恶了。
怎么可能不让人羡慕。与感动。
羡慕与感动里面的每一对爱人，都懂得在犯错时对彼此说对不起，都懂得每天对彼此说一句我爱你，都懂得包容彼此的缺点，都懂得欣赏彼此的亮点。羡慕与感动里面的家长都懂得包容孩子的多样性，懂得宽容孩子的错，懂得欣赏每个孩子最独特的一面。是啊，这世上本就没有完美的人，我们总在不断包容和宽容的路上相爱。
如果说，这个世界上有什么东西比爱情更伟大，那一定便是亲情了。至少，我是这么认为的。

Once upon a time, there were two monkeys, they loved each other very much, but there were something missing, they wanted a baby, and they heard there was a very special baby in the far away land who needed a family. She was a panda named Lily. One of the monkeys was scared, they've never had a panda before, but they held Lily in their arms, and the scared monkey became the brave one. And the two monkeys, Coco and Miko, they travelled all the way home with the perfect panda that they adopted.

这集超级搞笑，孩子们撞见不可描述的一幕。结果我感觉这篇笔记的基调就走偏了，有点yellow哈哈哈。更多笔记戳：【摩登家庭】面对”挑衅”，畏畏缩缩

今天学到： 1.精神创伤 2.骨气 3.复古；回归 4.滥用 5.从我的脑海里抹去 6.了解最新的进展情况 7.你还好意思说 8.少在这扮清高了 9.高筒靴 10.应召女郎