一点双人秀第三季

声明：中文翻译来自伊甸园，感谢字幕君们的辛勤劳作。

E01
1.腹黑Fry爸爸用大片里the chosen one的梗诱骗儿子Laurie出去工作，什么只有chosen one才能打开抽屉(= =)，说的绘声绘色，把自己儿子骗的一愣一楞。最后那句中气十足的''Get that lazy sod out of the house earning his living(终于把那个懒骨头赶出去自己赚钱了)"简直笑尿

2.Laurie现场采访一个哭的很忧伤的女士，问她原因，可是她死活不肯让Laurie叔知道...

3."That's finished, it's over, it's finished with...over,finished and over, it's over, it's completely finished" 一切都完了 结束了 结了它个...束了 完蛋了 没戏了 彻彻底底的结束了....(想象一下翻这段时候字幕君的心情= =，话说这梗在后面一集也用到了)

4.Laurie和Fry扮演心理医生的那段，和对方在那里鸡同鸭讲，有种希区柯克短片的即视感，搞笑+悬疑

E02
1.油炸叔一本正经脸(其实忍笑忍到内伤了吧)说："在我梦里，我和Stephen Hendry(台球皇帝)打斯诺克，和Barbra Streisand(美国女歌手)唱歌，和Anneka Rice(BBC女主持)上床。现实中，我和Barbra Streisand打斯诺克，和Anneka Rice唱歌，和Stephen Hendry上床。有时候现实比梦更来劲啊！"

2.女装扮相的油炸叔一脸无辜的说："I was very shocked when my son told me that his boyfriend was homosexual."(话说英国人Homosexual的发音很微妙~)

E03
1.Laurie叔弹琴唱hey jude的那段，之后Fry叔还过来合唱，简直醉了，觉得这歌可以做每天起床的闹铃

2.油炸叔："不知道我有没有给大家讲过我把我的腿忘在家里的故事..."然后他就开始讲这个故事了(╯﹏╰)b

3.油炸叔解雇Laurie叔的那段也很精彩，最后Laurie叔的一脸不敢置信的“U bastard!“的震惊样，还有这之后的神展开，简直停不下来。

4.Laurie去Fry店里买鞋，却发现这是家鞋妓院(这是个什么鬼= =)，然后被各种被欺负和调戏

听写的也不知道准不准确，还有歌名我怎么听都是there ain't the one way，实在跟翻译以及歌曲内容对不上号……歌词如有错误请留言指出。

well the world is facing problems getting bigger every day,
we got greenhouse over Texsis and recession on the way,
we got huger in the third world we got anger in the first,
half the world is flut and the other is dying thirst,
although people tell you that the planet is dying fast,
well I'll sing the problem yet can be solved by kicking ass ,
kick ass（kick ass）
kick ass is what we do,
kick ass (kick ass)
iron foot in an velvet shoe,
we don't care who's asking we kick forever all alone
we just standing in front the mirror and try on kick our own,
well we kicked ass on Grenada, and we kicked ass in Iraq,
we kicked the ass out of the ozon layer and they gonna say we will kick it back,
we kick the ass of cancer, and we will kick the ass of AIDS,
and as for global warming we will just kick ass wearing shades,
kick ass（kick ass）
kick ass is what we do,
kick ass (kick ass)
iron foot in an velvet shoe,
we don't care who's asking we kick forever all alone
we just standing in front the mirror and try on kick our own,
well you can move your ass and pull your ass and fart the ass is fine but ain't a better place to put your ass than on the line,
but if you are like us and you won't take second ask
you will put your ticking boots on and kick like all around