猪头逛大街

这部电影笑点实在太多...04年看过一次，五年后又看了~说来奇怪，我怎么就对它如此钟爱呢？
忍不住想要记下一些片段来缅怀缅怀...…
当然有很多感觉是永远表达不出来的~

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面试的时候电话来了
——....nothing important ,i can talk.... when we get high...
教授忍无可忍…
——Mr.Patel, do you actually believe after the way i would ever even consider recommending you for admission?

——no.I'm gonna be honest with you,the only reson i'm applying is my dad will keep paying for my apartment ，I really don't have a desire to go to med school...

——but you have perfect MCAT scores...
——yeah~just 'cause your XX like a moose doesn't you gotta do porn~
——get out !!!!!!!



电视上
——come on,dude,just take one hand. do you wanna be cool?...
hey man ,what're you dong?
——i'm so HIGH~!!!NOTHING CAN HURT ME~!!!
——No~~~~!! [marijuana kills.]
(傻得很凌乱…）


楼道
——here ,you're driving.
——shit,i forgot my cell phone ...
——you wanna run back and get it?
（思考的时间已经够了…）
——no ,we've gone too far...



BURGER SHACK问路
——please tell me there's another white castle in town？
——no
——are you sure?
——do i look like kind of brother that would be unsure about something like that?.（= =事实就是）....hey,pss..there's White Castle that's open 24hourrs up in Cherry Hill...as a burger shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I’ve learned, it’s that ...every time you bite in a White Castle burger, just makes me want to burn this motherfucker down… COME ON ！！！POKIE~ LET'S BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!（囧…）




学校那段
——YES?
——I'm kp,class of 2004.......（打听工作找人写推荐信，离毕业还有十年…= =！这种人真的很多，狂汗…）



买大麻
—— what kind of hippie are you?
——what kind of hippie am i? man ！ i'm a business hippie！！I understood the concept of supply and demand！！（傻瓜也有聪明的一面）



学校警卫的
“ i just wanna TALK~~~~”(拿着狼牙棒冲上去..）


医院
——wah,man,i guess you're going to med school after all.ah?
——fuck that,dude,like i care what my dad thinks....
——i don't understand... you just hugged him..
——yeah, i just needed to get my hands on this...
——access card?
——two words for you~bro~Medical Marijuana.= =


BT人那段
——thanks for helping us out.. ..
（耳朵有问题，声波传了几光年终于....）
——OH！！no problem at all!!! I seen you two standed out there alone in the dark（把自己当神..）,and i said to my self（振聋发聩）"WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?!!"..... have you boys accepted Jesus as your lord and savior?
——yes... yeah~he's great .cool guy.( cool guy...= =）


被印度豹甩了之后
——I have some bad news and some worse news...
——give me worse thing first. ...
——the cheetah went the wrong direction...
——shit..SHIT！！! all right, what’s the bad news?
——your laptop completely destroyed...
——what...why did you....WHY DO YOU TELL ME that was the WORSE..HOW WAS THAT ARE NOT THE WORSE NEWS!!!!!
——ee...laptop’s situation only effects you, and white castle situation effects both of us equity... (呃...)

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这部老电影实在经典啊~他们在车上合唱那段也超级有感觉…
这辈子一定要到White Castle去吃一次！
因为它 i'm so high right now ~
...not low^ 哈……
...开始复习了，明天考试。

game face~ game face~

看完了笑了一路，印象最深刻的竟然是Harold & Kumar开车来到曾经的White Castle所在地---现在已经成为Burger Shack，一位憨憨胖胖的黑人营业员说“Shack四年前买了这个地方
但是在Cherry Hill有一家24小时White Castle店
距离这45分钟车程。。。。。”

紧接着“只要想一下那些温柔娇小的White Castle的汉堡包
夹着细碎的烤洋葱
像风味水晶一样在你的嘴里爆发
每咬上一口，就让我想把这个不要脸的地方烧为平地”
。。。。。。。

伴随着他的描述，Harold & Kumar流下了充满想象力的口水
Burger Shack的汉堡大哥，也是个美食家阿~~嘻~~

The FUNNIEST movie i've ever seen back in the day><,well their senses of humor are super hilarious and funny!It's about two young adolescents coming from immigrant backgrounds and trying to get to that white castle for burgers(I've actually been to the white castle after the movie in new jersey XDDDD)My favorite part is when they lost the car and run into the little gas station, just around when they smoke pot and after tiger came out, Kumar was soooo funny when he said"MUSHHHHHH"LOL

现货美国原版L号 猪头逛大街 白色城堡 人物 Harold & Kumar T恤

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讽刺,完全的讽刺,真实,抽象的真实,我看了不下10遍,几乎可以说出每句对白.身在海外的我深有体会.片中那样的警察我遇见过,片中那样的鬼佬我也遇见过.只是片中的结局在现实中不可能的,权当意淫.

没有太多的色情描写，粗口多一些倒也无妨，一个行事豪放不羁印度仔和一个天生胆小谨慎的亚洲男在一起冒险会出现什么状况呢，这正是片子里要讲的.

很轻松惬意的看完整个影片，感觉像是在夏日清凉的夜晚漫步一般，去掉了白日的浮躁，剩下的是宁静，清新