全民情敌

今天的需求是看个喜剧片，在下载的电影里找来找去，好不容易找到这部看上去带有喜剧色彩的电影。

本片由威尔·史密斯主演，他饰演的Alex Hitch是一个恋爱专家，专门指导男性如何俘获女性的欢心，他的一句名言是“life is not how many breaths you take, it's how many moments take your breath away.”

首先，本片在开场给无数恋爱失败或者从未成功过的平凡男性们一股强心剂，Mr. Hitch告诉大家，世界上没有女人看不上的男人，只有看不上自己的男人。男人在坠入爱河时候由于过分迫切的想得到对方好感而时常弄巧成拙，对此恋爱专家有一套详细的理论和实践标准，此片宛若恋爱教学片贯穿始末，令人叹为观止的悉心设计和技巧，那样的浪漫气氛不敢相信哪个女人能够抗拒。深深的感叹自己的水平差了不知多少个档次。印象最深的，对我来说有指导意义的有“如果她同意和你约会，那就不用费心如何让她喜欢上你了，你要做的就是尽力不要把一切搞砸。” 还有就是那炉火纯青的欲擒故纵之术，以酒吧钓女主角那一段为范本，实在是高。在本片中他的主要客户是一个把一切都弄得一团糟，傻乎乎毫无亮点深深自卑的胖男人，最后他也和一个腰缠万贯的卡梅隆·迪亚兹级别的女人终成眷属，男同胞们要有信心。话说那个女角的扮演者Amber Valletta长的真像卡梅隆·迪亚兹啊。

但是，Hitch提供的服务不是帮助男人泡妞把妹上床，而是在真爱的基础上获得更多机会，让本应该有的关系水到渠成。他也告诫客户，我帮助你们在一起，但那之后的事情就全靠你自己了。这也告诉我们，真爱加上浪漫气氛和细心，能让万事皆成，否则只会让对方厌恶。

我相信这样的技巧不全是天生的，恋爱专家一定有比别人更痛苦的回忆，才能练就这一身本领。况且恋爱这种事，永远是当局者迷旁观者清。当自以为不会再真正爱上人的恋爱专家自己再次陷入爱情的时候，他发现自己的那一套理论就完全失效了。最后当男女主角也终成眷属的时候，恋爱专家告诉观众自己的最新感悟，恋爱的基本准则就是没有准则。

虽然这“没有准则”是爱情电影的窠臼，但是本片的故事结构层次和喜剧色彩，以及各种经验，例如“送女人回家到门前时，如果她直接开门进去就是让你快滚，如果在玩弄钥匙就是想要其他。这时候的初吻你贡献90%的气氛和姿势，剩下的10%要由女人来完成。”还是让本片颇有可看性的。

不过记住，一定要真爱+诚意+细心+技巧，才能美梦成真。这也是Mr. Hitch要告诉我们的。

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Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.
Often falsely attributed George Carlin, American comedian[citation needed]
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
Begin each day like it was on purpose.
So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows... but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.
Basic Principles - no woman wakes up saying "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!" Now, she might say "This is a really bad time for me," or something like "I just need some space," or my personal favorite "I'm really into my career right now." You believe that? Neither does she. You know why? 'Cause she's lying to you, that's why. You understand me? Lying! It's not a bad time for her. She doesn't need any space. And she may be into her career, but what she's really saying is "Uh, get away from me now," or possibly "Try harder, stupid," but which one is it? 60% of all human communication is nonverbal body language; 30% is your tone, so that means 90% of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth. Of course she's going to lie to you! She's a nice person! She doesn't want to hurt your feelings! What else she going to say? She doesn't even know you... yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it, and that's where I come in. My job is to open her eyes. Basic Principles - no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet; he just needs the right broom.
No guile, no game... No girl
[to Albert after his dancing exhibition] Don't need no pizza. They've got food there.
[to Albert] One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just one shot, to make the difference between "happily ever after" and “Oh? He’s just some guy I went to some thing with once.”
Because that's what people do. They leap, and hope to God they can fly, because otherwise you just drop like a rock, wondering the whole way down, why in the *hell* did I jump? But here I am, Sarah, falling, and there's only one person who makes me feel like I can fly... That's you.
I'm a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?
I'm like a vault baby, locked down!
Don't...ever...do that again!
I saw that going differently in my mind.
[last lines] Basic principles - there are none.

昨天看了《全民情敌》，很轻松的爱情浪漫喜剧。
2005年的影片，之所以现在挑出来看，是因为之前看了威尔·史密斯的《当幸福来敲门》《我是传奇》《全民公敌》等，觉得这人演得不错。后来才知道这部的导演也不错。

看完后，整部时间还挺长的，不过挺喜欢,不是很失望。
亚历克斯（威尔·史密斯饰）是一位传奇的匿名“爱情顾问”，帮助过不计其数的男士向他们的梦中情人求爱，他清楚了解人们在求爱过程中的普遍错误，并为他们提供“邂逅、共舞、亲吻”等的建议和训练。他自己也在其中经过几次曲折得到了他喜欢的人。

整部情节就是一部恋爱的宝典，适合不适合可能只有看的人才明白。准备谈恋爱的，或者正在谈恋爱的，可以看看，学学。。。

最搞笑的是主人公教胖子在第三次约会采取亲吻的训练，记忆深刻。。
当然，里面的台词，也是整部的精华，摘抄一起分享！！



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1.无论何时、何地、何人，任何男人都有机会亲近他喜欢的女人，他只是需要恰到好处的点拨。
-----------绰号“套中套”的亚历克斯·希切斯的名言

2.“80%的女人都相信和一个男人的初吻可以告诉她们想知道的关于这个男人的一切。”

　在亚历克斯的理论中，向梦中情人展示真实的你，并引起她们兴趣只需要三次约会：


3.没有女人会在醒来的时候说：“上帝，我希望今天我不会坠入情网。”。那么，她可能会说：“对我来说现在真的不是个好时机”；或者是：“我只是需要一些空间”；或者是，我最喜欢的一句话：“我现在真的正在为我的事业打拼”。你相信吗？连她自己都不相信，知道原因吗？因为她在对你说谎，这就是原因。你明白我的意思吗？说谎！时机不是不好！她不需要任何空间！她也许是为了事业打拼，但她真正的意思是：“现在离我远点”或者也可能是“再努力点，笨蛋！”可究竟是哪个呢？

人类60%的交流都是不出声的：肢体语言；30%的交流靠语调；也就是说你所表达的东西90%都不是靠你说的话。


她需要一个真实的你，但并不是一次全都展现出来。你不能一次性地以热情去压倒对方，这是一个尺度和分寸的问题，几个世纪以来都是如此。


当然她会对你说谎，表明她是个好人，因为她不想伤害你的感情。这时候她还能说些什么呢？她甚至还不认识你，虽然这是暂时的。幸运的是，事实上就像我们所有人一样，即使是一个漂亮的女人在看到想要的东西之前，也不知道自己想要什么。这就是追求女人的切入点，那就是让她挣开眼睛。为爱情的开始创造机会。


4.请记住一点，基本原则第一条：无论何时，无论何人，无论何种状况，任何男人都有可能让任何女人坠入情网。你只需要合适的网。


5.生活的乐趣，不在于你活了多久，而在于那些令你怦然心动的瞬间。


6. Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love.

If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you

must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.

绝不说谎、偷窃、欺骗或喝酒，真要说谎，在心爱的人怀中说；真要偷窃，偷那些坏人的东西；真要欺骗，就骗死神；真要喝酒，就为心动的时刻畅饮。



7.你知道爱一个人是多么的难，有多少像他那样的好男人眼睁睁的看着自己心爱的人擦肩而过而束手无策。一个眼神，一个表情，一句玩笑或许能够改变现状。


8.到了最后，还要你记住一点，基本原则最后一条：没有什么原则。


FROM RORRY

sweep off the feet 神魂颠倒
right broom 扫把；扫帚
new broom
新就任者，新上任官员（可能进行很多变革）
hitch
to fix something to something else with a rope, a hook, etc. 拴住；套住；钩住 VN ~ sth (to sth)
Idiom: get hitched informal
to get married 结婚

fluid concept
流体的概念
aristo-brat
a person, especially a child, who behaves badly 没有规矩的人；（尤指）顽童 n
slept in 懒觉 迟起
come in handy
overwrought behavior
very worried and upset; excited in a nervous way 过度紧张的；过分忧烦的；紧张激动的

busty brunette
of a woman 女子 having large breasts 胸部丰满的
kiddo【俚】老兄;老姐(一种亲昵的称呼)
sip my mai tais
A cocktail based on light rum,curaçao, and fruit juices

short game短期利益
hit on woman
开始与某人调情
due 快生了
lime wedges
paramedics
A person who is trained to do medical work, esp. emergency first aid, but is not usually a fully qualified physician

late bloomer
100% referral
thus far
until now; up to this point 到目前为止；迄今为止；到这点为止
guy is bum
a lazy person who does nothing for other people or for society 懒汉；游手好闲者 inf

swing for the fence
打全垒打
flat-out 头坏了
竭尽全力的;全速的
直率的;坦白的;完全的

board room
let them marinate
if you marinate food or it marinates, you soak it in a marinade before cooking it 腌，浸泡（食物）；（食物）腌，浸泡
great tipper 慷慨给小费
glass getting low 酒杯空了
took the liberty of bring you a glass of wind 自作主张
fuck off 滚犊子
x factor未知因素
lingerie ====longzheri
southern 热情的
snap back 回到过去 很快恢复
wince cry beg畏缩避开
to suddenly make an expression with your face that shows that you are feeling pain or embarrassment （因痛苦或尴尬）龇牙咧嘴，皱眉蹙额

perseverance =>obnoxious
extremely unpleasant, especially in a way that offends people 极讨厌的；可憎的；令人作呕的

bam
used to represent the sound of a sudden loud hit or a gun being fired （突然的重击或枪声）嘭，，呯 informal
used to show that something happens very suddenly （表示突然）蓦地 i

sack up a diaper
[俚]睡觉，投宿（在某处）
hop on with you
sitting ducks坐以待毙
A person or thing with no protection against an attack or other source of danger

scoot back
to go or leave somewhere in a hurry 疾行；匆匆离去

male egos
ship's manifest 名册
a list of goods or passengers on a ship or an aircraft （船或飞机的）货单，旅客名单

inspector's ledger
a book in which a bank, a business, etc. records the money it has paid and received 收支总账；分类账簿；分户账簿

ethnic enclaves
少数民族聚居地
A portion of territory within or surrounded by a larger territory whose inhabitants are culturally or ethnically distinct

a long absence 久违的

wanted poster
a train wreck a car, plane, etc. that has been very badly damaged in an accident （事故中）遭严重毁坏的汽车（或飞机等）

did it with flair
a natural ability to do something well 天资；天赋；天分 singular uncountable ~ for sth
a quality showing the ability to do things in an interesting and imaginative way 才华；资质


desirable traitthat you would like to have or do; worth having or doing 想望的；可取的；值得拥有的；值得做的

slammed 猛烈抨击
non-sleazy way
of a place 地方 dirty, unpleasant and not socially acceptable 肮脏的；污秽的；乌烟瘴气的；藏污纳垢的 informal
of people 人 immoral and unpleasant 不正派的；道德败坏的；堕落的；卑鄙的

classy 有风度的
new installation展品
eggnog
A drink made from a mixture of beaten eggs, cream, and flavorings, often with alcohol

sign off on all big relationship desicion
sign off on something
批准

drop me off at home
fiddling with my keys
limpid pools of desire
清澈的游泳池

sheepdog kind of way
he's adorable
glutton for punishment
pay you back 报复
compliment of our chef
name-drop and dish friends
频频提到名人借以自抬身价

endearing 可爱的
food allergy 重音在前
good on the rocks加冰更美味
vault 保险库房
a room with thick walls and a strong door, especially in a bank, used for keeping valuable things safe （尤指银行的）金库，保险库

fort knox
of a building 建筑物 to be strongly built, often with many locks, strong doors, guards, etc., so that it is difficult for people to enter and the things kept there are safe 坚固且戒备森严；固若金汤

see the forest through sleaze
dishonest, immoral or illegal behaviour, especially by politicians （尤指政治家的）舞弊，丑行，违法行为 uncountable British English
behaviour or conditions that are immoral, unpleasant and not socially acceptable 堕落；污秽；肮脏；乌烟瘴气 uncountable
a dishonest or immoral person 奸徒；卑鄙的人；下流坯

innate protective thing
give her mouth to mouth 人工呼吸
got over it 释怀
gliding along 滑翔

precipitation
rain, snow, etc. that falls; the amount of this that falls 降水，降水量（包括雨、雪、冰等） uncountable technical
a chemical process in which solid material is separated from a liquid 沉淀；淀析

morning person 早起的人
affectionate and sweet
showing caring feelings and love for somebody 表示关爱的

boldface caption
a thick dark typeface 黑体；粗体

typeface /ˈtaɪpfeɪs/ DJ /'taɪpˈfes/ KK
a set of letters, numbers, etc. of a particular design, used in printing （印刷用的）字体

all this for a lousy lay 不爽的一炮


speed-dating 8分钟约会
a sight for sore eyes
a person or thing that you are pleased to see; something that is very pleasant to look at 喜欢见到的人（或物）；赏心悦目的事物

do it if you not snarling
使(线、发等)缠结
使混乱,使一团糟
使(交通等)堵塞 H (

get a cleaver
a heavy knife with a broad blade, used for cutting large pieces of meat 砍肉刀；剁肉刀

the gong
a round piece of metal that hangs in a frame and makes a loud deep sound when it is hit with a stick.Gongs are used as musical instruments or to give signals, for example that a meal is ready. 锣

it's lame差劲
so be it. used to show that you accept something and will not try to change it or cannot change it （表示完全接受）就那样好了

hit a titty bar
A strip club is a nightclub or bar where striptease is regularly performed, and possibly other related acts such as lap dancing.

scam artist
a clever and dishonest plan for making money 欺诈；诈财骗局

off the record 私下讨论
that's a relief 解脱
without a chute 树特


put him up to the inhaler
a small device containing medicine that you breathe in through your mouth, used by people who have problems with breathing 吸入器（吸药用）
he chuck it
to throw something away 扔掉；丢弃；抛弃

drive a stick开手动挡。

一个人的情人节刚过，选择这样一个下午看Will Smith的 《Hitch》（又名：《全民情敌》）这样一部轻松幽默的爱情喜剧，多少有点冲淡孤寂的意味。
影片一开始就展现了整片节奏明快，语言幽默的基调，“约会医生”这一称谓真好，我们意识中模模糊糊的浪漫爱情，被解构成一道道简单、直接、高效的技巧与公式，只要你选择特定的时间、场景与动作（而不是我们平常所认为的那样：语言），就像科学公式一样，条件齐备，就一定能达到浪漫爱情的终点：抱得美人归！
Will Smith扮演的Hitch真是睿智而幽默，在他初见女主角Sara（Eva Mendes）的时候，在酒吧里解除sara的被人调戏的场景，两人的对话，已经占据每一位女观众的心！
而在他带她各自骑着摩托艇鱼跃于哈德逊河的时候，又让大家不禁眼前一亮：摩托艇，一贯在电影里出现的时候，都是警察在追捕罪犯，虽然惊险刺激，不免有些陈词滥调，却原来摩托艇也有这样激情与浪漫并存的一面！
当Hitch托朋友找到Sara先祖的亲笔签名以后，Sara激动到落泪……好浪漫啊！
浪漫不是花前月下，不是阳光海滩，不是拥吻，而是，有一个人，真真实实在乎你！为你而去努力！
印象很深的一个镜头：胖子Albert送女明星cole回家，胆怯的Albert不敢亲吻cole，转身离去的时候，我看见，准备开门的cole，低着头，微微地一声叹息……因为，即使是女明星如她，对爱情，也是有期待的吧！

一部想让你看第二遍第三遍乃至第n遍的电影，情节紧凑，不落俗套，搞笑连连，百看不厌，里面的音乐也很酷