五十度黑2016

这部电影，作为被禁边界的《五十度灰》的恶搞版，资源还未出，就在微博上有几个大V热推，揶揄的理由大家心知肚明。有了资源，又一副老军医似的躲躲闪闪的神情“快点上车晚点就没有啦”。

得益于某位微博大V的使用和潜移默化推广，忽如一夜春风来，大家都得心应手地学会了使用“套路”一词，带着一丝责备，娇嗔和失望，“少一点套路，多一点真诚”这句话完美得游走于各种场景。而在观影领域，各种题材的粗制滥造的国产电影，虽把我们折磨的痛不欲生，但也为我们提供了广袤的段子和笑料。我们嘲笑国产电影，鄙视制作电影的一众人，拿电影中所凸显的各种扭曲的三观和不实的故事做段子做乐，来凸显我们极高的鉴赏力和认知水平。但是，同样的配置，放到国外电影上，为什么一些人就分不清其中的套路了呢？

糟糕的台词，突兀的衔接感，万分扭曲的人物刻画，说这是一部烂片，真的是抬举了，----至少我们把它当成了一部“片”去评价的，实际上，没有做电影的丝毫诚意，没有讲故事的丝毫意图，这只是几个国外这几年喜闻乐见的新闻和段子的叠加而已。把电影主人公换成黑人，并没有赋予这个视频（实在忍不下去称之为这部电影了，以下都简称为这个视频）更深刻的意义，反倒是演员自己造了几个关于黑人肤色和生理特征的生硬粗俗的笑点。这就像是社交网站上一部分女性，深为唾弃地天天讨伐“直男癌”呼吁女权，一转身就沉浸在霸道总裁文和电影里面不能自拔，难怪白种人和男人难做，一面说不要不要的，一面自己总是老提这茬，我们这些一旁看着的，尴尬不尴尬？

据说视频的另一个卖点是模仿了几个电影里的桥段。但不管是致敬还是恶搞，这已经不新鲜了，疲惫的审美和审丑感。还有，“意想不到”的情节发展，姑且称之为“意想不到”，因为喜剧片的这点特色，是喜剧片的标配，但却未料到被这个视频引到了另一个尴尬的极端，就是无聊的意想不到，bored to death。开头对Mr Black的举止细节的呈现，让人有莫名其妙之感，其内涵还不如Christian Black这个名字给人更多浮想联翩。

我截了一张图，是在洗手间的时候，傻黑甜女主给Black打电话前找电话号码时的场景，这是我觉得本片最大的冷笑点了。并没有看完，便义愤填膺了，对自己的无聊和庸俗充满了深深地悔恨。

有个笑话说是，一个人轻蔑地说，那两个人真无聊啊，竟然下了一天棋。------你呢? 另一个人问。-------我看了一天。

我从中，看到了我庸俗渺小的影子，-----我不但看了，还打开豆瓣，搜索这部电影，写下了影评。

但是一想到豆瓣上寥寥的评论，还有似是而非的打分（大部分豆瓣ers的眼睛还是雪亮的），那些还未观看这个视频但是蠢蠢欲动的，就像潮退后沙滩上那些搁浅的小鱼，我想，能救一条是一条了，“这条在乎他的时间，这条这在乎，这条也在乎·····”

朋友们，还记得去年年初曾经风靡一时的《五十度灰》吗？因为原著小说的巨大IP和片中的SM情色画面，这部电影曾经让无数善于YY的网友们期待非常，以至于我在微博上发表的一篇影评下面直到半年后还有人在找我要种子。不过很可惜，事实最后证明，这部电影是一部噱头多于内容的浮夸平庸之作，论故事和表演还不及好莱坞的平均水平，论SM题材的表达更是远不如当年的《爱你九周半》和《风流老板俏秘书》来得真实与深刻。

今天要跟大家谈到的这部电影，叫做《五十度黑》。不错，我知道《五十度灰》的续集就叫做《五十度黑》，你们说的一定是这一部：
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不过很可惜，我们今天要说的这部《五十度黑》并不是这部《Fifty Shades Darker》，而是叫做《Fifty Shades of Black》，当当当当——
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虽然不能说的上是顾名思义，不过我们今天要说的这部《五十度黑》可不是《五十度灰》的续集，而是一部黑人版的《五十度灰》！在男主女主都换成了黑人演员来饰演的情况下，这部电影借助了原作《五十度灰》的大体故事框架，在细节上进行了诸多恶搞式无节操的改编，再融入了黑人无敌嘴贱爱搞怪的独特风格，可以说整部电影无处不“污”，可是每当要彻底“污”起来的时候就会瞬间画风突变成无下限的恶搞，让人捧腹大笑。说实话，虽然这部电影实质上是一部跟风恶搞的翻拍之作，无论制作还是故事表演的水平都相当有限，但是我不得不承认这部《五十度黑》实在是比那玛丽苏我一脸的《五十度灰》好看多了…..

接下来就友情放送片中的一些小小片段，首先让我们看看男女主角的第一次相遇：

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然后是他们的第一次深情款款地告别：

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来看看两位主人公的甜蜜湿吻：
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男主人公的SM游戏房基本上还是百分百地还原了：

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可是真正开始调教的时候却总会发生这种让人“扫兴”的事情：

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除了之前对原作中的一些桥段的恶搞之外，本片还恶搞了一些其他的经典影片，比如下面这个镜头，你看得出是源自哪部电影吗？

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还有男主人公SM游戏用的“鞭子们”的名字，全都是与黑奴人权斗争相关的经典电影，放在这个地方，真让人觉得哭笑不得：
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上图从左至右依次为《根》《被解救的姜戈》《为奴十二年》。
当然，继承了所谓情色片《五十度灰》的这部《五十度黑》，自然有不少“很黄很暴力”的镜头，未免小弟我被封号就不在这里上图了。感兴趣的朋友们自己去找来看看吧！记得未成年的小朋友不要观看哦，当然你要看我也管不了你，别被吓着你那幼小的心灵就好啦啦啦~~~

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I really don't like Fifty Shades of Grey (the original one), but I enjoyed this parody, and man, it has some damn hot scenes,not a movie to see with your family because it's almost porn sometimes,in my opinion. The actors doesn't perform too well, it's that kind of comedy filled with stupidity sometimes, especially from Marlon Wayans who likes to behave like a child in some of his movies, but I think the man it's hilarious the way he is.

People who hate Fifty Shades Of Grey (I bet there's a lot of you're out there} will be appeased. Here, you pi..ed off many, will be compensated for your suffering. This comedy spoof, ala, Wayans, almost outdoes itself, near up there on the comedy scale with films like Bruno. They'll be chuckles aloud, in continuity. And we know if the Wayans are involved, we're not gonna be disappointed, smart brothers who know comedy but smart comedy with some gags you never see coming. They have an original style of comedy that's always a winning formula. What this film does, is that is it surprisingly sticks to the story and scene structureas the other one,almost to the letter, with some cute changes, one I particularly liked. Here, this one really takes the p..s out of the 2015 bore snore. Exciting lead, Wayans, replaces our dull Dorman, really throwing spark into the role, in top gear as Christian Black, while this time, our English lit student/journo replacement/part time hardware shop worker, and ordinary, known as Hanna, not Anastasia Steele, is wonderfully played by Hawk. From comical whippings to dejected, non helicopter/jet rides, this Fifty Shades has it all. We have some really crude moments involving male anatomy, someone who's really well endowed, shall we say. Hanna Steele's more likable flatmate here, is a chubby Rebel Wilson type who craves sex and food, and food, and food. Again we have many movie references (something I'm not really impressed by) a bit too many here, with a little bit of Zero Dark Thirty and I Spit On Your Grave 3, thrown in as well, as well as the dropping of a famous Porky's (easy lay) character. A couple of surprising co stars show up in this, like a still radiant and refined, Jane Seymour, and shocking as it is surprising, a cameo by a much recently missed Brady. This one has better everything, better script, better acting, entertainment value and appeal, for a number of reasons, most of them, laughably related. Fifty Shade's haters will love this Fifty Shades, trust me. You want something done right, different and smart, get a Wayans to do it. Good show and well made pic too.

It's emotionally mature, capturing race and culture so insightfully and sensitively and it script really cleverly dissects racial stereotypes and turns it on it's head. Never since Birdman have I seen such a power-house of a film hilariously and truthfully mirroring Hollywood and the state it is in. By parodying Fifty Shades of Grey, one of the few masterpieces of 2015, not a year before it was made turns Hollywood's state of remakes on it's head. Marlon Wayans is fantastic, bringing his charisma, energy, and displaying the raw and powerful emotion we thought he had lost after Scary Movie 2. And how this film turned out to be the masterpiece of cinema it is is just an accomplishment. An insightful, hilarious and culturally sensitive film this is a special landmark and kicks off 2016 with art-house genius and style.

I cannot believe they rated this movie 7% on Rotten Tomatoes, 3.4 on IMDB, and 4.6 on 豆瓣. This was one of the funniest comedies I have ever seen in my life time!!! All the characters are hilarious and the script was really funny and well written. Please do not believe the negative reviews on this site or others. I usually never write reviews but after watching the movie and laughing hysterically, I was compelled to write one. There was a joke almost every 2 minutes or so which kept me engaged and I even missed out on a few jokes because I was laughing too hard. Give it a try, you will not be disappointed.

无聊的儿科学课上
坐在了第一排
不小心看到了这一部
真是
污暴到没眼看啊！
有的地方很搞笑！
脏话笑话rio多啊！
不想被别人知道我看了这部！